As the weather gets colder and snowier and we sit in our freezing homes complaining about life, it's good to know that terrible actresses can take time out of their completely open schedule to go on vacation. Here are some photos of Sienna Miller in Barbados. I have an urge to call her a terrible name, but that wouldn't be in the spirit of the season. Wait, never mind, Christmas is over ... bitch.

I hate flying. The waiting, the crowds, the cramped spaces - it's my own personal slice of hell. The only thing worse is when flying is combined with the second thing I hate: children. Apparently, Ivana Trump feels the same way.

Police say Ivana Trump has been escorted off a plane in Florida after she became belligerent when children were running and screaming in the aisles.

Authorities say the first ex-wife of billionaire Donald Trump cursed at the children Saturday, and when flight attendants on the New York-bound plane tried to calm her, she became even more aggravated.

Her spokeswoman, Catherine Saxton, did not immediately return a telephone message. Trump filed for divorce from her fourth husband earlier this month.

She has not been charged in the incident at Palm Beach International Airport.

Palm Beach County sheriff's deputies asked Trump to voluntarily exit the plane, but they said she refused. She was then escorted off. (AP)

I wouldn't get off that plane either. I'd be all, "Hey, did those kids buy a ticket? I don't think so. They don't pay taxes, they break things, they cause chaos. You know who else does that? Terrorists. Yeah, so maybe you should stop harassing me and start dealing with the three-foot-tall drooling threat to America. That's all I'm saying." They might give me a medal.

Jon Gosselin's apartment was broken into last week while he was visiting his children for Christmas. Someone slashed his furniture, stole his TV and used a butcher knife to stick a note to his dresser. In other words, Kate came over.

The reality show star was "devastated" by the destruction he found when he returned Saturday from Pennsylvania, attorney Mark Jay Heller said in a statement.

Gosselin's clothes, bed and other furniture were cut up, and a family-heirloom vase was shattered, Heller said. His TV, other electronics and his dishes were taken by a "very troubled and sick perpetrator," Heller said.

He wouldn't disclose who signed the note or what it said, adding that police were examining it. Police declined to comment.

The burglary marks the latest real-life drama for the 32-year-old Gosselin, who was half of the couple who rose to fame as the prolific parents on TV show "Jon & Kate Plus 8" before splitting up this year.

Viewers watched their 10-year marriage disintegrate amid allegations that both had been unfaithful, which they denied. The breakup itself became an entertainment event, announced in an episode watched by more than 10 million people.

They initially planned to go on with the show, but it foundered on scandals, bickering and legal disputes. The last episode aired Nov. 23.

The couple officially divorced Dec. 18, with 34-year-old Kate Gosselin keeping the family home in eastern Pennsylvania and continuing as the primary caretaker of their 9-year-old twins and 5-year-old sextuplets.

I'm outraged by this whole thing ... that's exactly what I was going to do to Jon Gosselin's apartment! Who beat me to it? Sir or Maddam, I challenge you to a dual! ... or we could just team up and wail on Jon Gosselin's junk. Either's good, your choice.

Hi there, we're back. Did you miss us? No!? What the crap is that. Now you don't get this present we picked up for you. And you would have loved it.

Anyway, hilarious things happened while we were gone, starting with Charlie Sheen being arrested? Did you know he sucks? ... Well, more than usual? Because he sure does.

Actor Charlie Sheen, star of the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," has been released from jail in the Colorado ski resort city of Aspen after his Christmas Day arrest on domestic violence charges, police said.

Sheen, 44, was booked on felony charges of second-degree assault and menacing, and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief, all of which were "coupled with a domestic violence component," the Aspen Police Department said.

He was released on Friday evening after posting an $8,500 bond, and faces a court hearing on February 8. Police declined additional comment, saying a news release would be issued on Monday with any new details.

Police did not identify the person whom Sheen was accused of assaulting. But various websites have said Sheen shoved his third wife, Brooke Mueller, during a heated quarrel. TMZ reported that Mueller had been drinking heavily when she dialed 911 about 8:30 a.m. MST (10:30 a.m. EST), and subsequently recanted her allegations against Sheen.

A spokeswoman for the Aspen Police Department declined to comment on the TMZ report, as did prosecutor Arnold Mordkin, the head of the district attorney's office in Aspen.

Sheen's Los Angeles-based spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, declined comment except to say: "Don't be misled by appearances. Appearances and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion." (Reuters)

Don't tell me what things I can and cannot jump to, you PR jerkoff. I'll believe anything I want. Did Charlie Sheen beat his former wife? Sure. Does Charlie Sheen hunt baby pandas for sport and then turn them into seat covers for his BMW? You bet. Will Charlie Sheen ever be in anything decent again? ... Ok, that's one conclusion I just cannot jump to. I'm sorry.

Celebrity Milkshake is off for it's annual holiday time we're sick of your faces and want to go drink extravaganza. This usually involves eggnog and rum, only this year we forgot the eggnog and bought tequila instead. Also, as you read this, we're halfway to Mexico. Don't worry, we'll bring you back some illegal fireworks - just don't tell the government. Or do, hell, we don't care, they can come drink with us too. It's a party!

See you on Monday.

Michelle Williams went to Hawaii with her daughter and took some awkward pasty-white photos. These are pretty depressing to look at. Hmmmm, they say that the sun makes people happier, so I bet that if she and Heath Ledger had seen it more, he wouldn't have needed the drugs and overdosed and died... What? Too soon? ... Too truthful?

Former home wrecking slutty party girl Hailey Glassman twittered her New Years resolution: To be rid of ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin once and for all. I would have gone with learning how to spell and type correctly, but idiots do always start big.

"My New years resolution is to finally stand up for myself, not let myself be controled+manipulated by Jon," Glassman wrote Tuesday, "I wish for him out of my life."

Glassman has said in the past that she was "emotionally abused" by Gosselin during their relationship and that he had "mantrums."

As recently as Dec. 8, Glassman told RadarOnline.com that she was furious to learn of Gosselin's fling with Star magazine reporter Kate Major. "I'm mind boggled and hurt by it," she said. "And he still lies to me about it and denies it to this day."

Onward and upward for Glassman: she also notes that she's moving out of the Manhattan apartment that she shared (awkward!) with Gosselin -- and she wants to slim down.

"Moving into my new place! :-), and another resolution is what every womens says "Get back into shape".-lol.Ladies lets all succeed together." (Us Magazine)

So Hailey wants to get her life back to where it was before meeting John? That's a good goal, and here's an exercize you're already familiar with, Hailey. Get onto your back and spread your legs far in the air. We're going to do a set of ten spreads. Ready, and spread your legs once, twice, three times, switch partners, and once, twice, three times... Go girl go! You'll be back to your old self in no time.