Matthew McConaughey and model Camila Alves had a second baby yesterday - this one a girl. So, in about 18 years, if some smelly, unwashed hippie chick comes up to you and begs for money, it's probably McConaughey's kid. Just a warning.

He announced on his website Sunday: "Happy New Year everybody!!! On Sunday, Jan. 3rd at 12:13am, Camila gave birth to a healthy 7lb. 7oz. baby girl named "Vida Alves McConaughey".... Vida is Portuguese for "life" and that's what God gave us this morning... Camila's recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family... thanks for all your well wishes and prayers along the way. another blessed day. we give thanks. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila"

On Dec. 28, McConaughey's mother Kay gushed to UsMagazine.com: "We have no idea when the baby is coming! The baby could come literally any minute. We are all waiting and very excited!"

Less than a year after the birth of their first son Levi, McConaughey, 40, announced this past June that he and his girlfriend were expecting again.

"We pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time," he wrote on his website at the time. "The future looks bright as the family grows."

In September, he blogged that he was amazed at how fast his son Levi was growing.

"He's motoring around like [Olympic sprinter] Usain Bolt and eatin like [competitive eater Takeru] Kobayashi; Camila and I can barely keep up," he wrote. "We call him the fruit bandit 'cause if there's fruit out, he's on it, takin it and eatin it."

Aw, just like you with pot ... and parts in terrible, terrible movies.

Last week, Tila Tequilla announced she was pregnant, carrying her brother's baby as a surrogate ... It turns out - not so much. What she was trying to say is she wants to have her brother's baby, but announced it to the world before even asking him. Yeah, this is just who we want giving birth.

The reality star misspoke -- er, mis-Tweeted -- when she she announced Dec. 20 that she was pregnant and carrying a surrogate child for her brother and his wife. The pregnancy, she said at the time, was a Christmas gift.

In an interview Dec. 22, Tila explained the apparent mix-up to UsMagazine.com: "I said I'm going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife. That means I'm going to be pregnant. But the words 'going to be' didn't fit," she explained. (Twitter posts are limited to 140 characters.) "So I said 'I'm pregnant.' I'm not, but I'm going to be."

She says she called her brother immediately after Tweeting -- not before. "They've very country," she explained, noting that he's unaware of her Twitter feed. "They live in Texas and don't get online. that's why I just go crazy on the Internet because I know [my family's] not watching."

The call went well, she says. "We were all crying. My brother's wife has been trying to have a baby for about five or six years now." (Tila, 28, declined to give their names or exact ages, only saying that they're "in their mid-30s.")

Tila says that she'll be the child's "aunt" once it's born, and that her brother and sister-in-law will raise the child. "I'm just the carrier. And I won't have to worry about changing the diapers and waking up at 3 a.m. I'll just be the aunt."

She admitted that she's not very far along in the surrogacy process. Her well-connected fiancee Casey Johnson -- heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune -- is "going to set me up with a doctor that's really good."

The star also confirms that she and Johnson got engaged "a couple weeks ago." "Casey and I used to hate each other," she admits. But "now she's a totally different woman. I brought her inner beauty out. She's just the most beautiful person I've ever met." Johnson is also taking Tila's legal last name, Nguyen.

The outspoken star admits she's "scared" about the whole process of in vitro: "There's a small chance you might not have it -- and then there's a chance you might have twins or octuplets. Can you imagine Tila Tequila with octuplets? I would die. I would die!" (Us Magazine)

Oh please, oh please, oh please give her octuplets. Oh please, oh please, OH PLEASE give her octuplets.

Linsday Lohan tweeted on New Years that we can all expect more "positive--LOHAN MAYHEM!!!" this year. That's got to be true, as there was absolutely nothing positive about Lohan or her hilarious mayhem last year. Hey, even a little is an improvement, Lindsay.

The unpredictable 23 year-old rang in the New Year's on the posh island of St. Bart's, using Twitter to post bikini-clad photos of herself on a yacht and name-check fellow island revelers like her little sister Ali Lohan, Beyonce and Jay-Z (a.k.a. "HOV"). (She also sends a friendly Tweet to Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband.)

In a New Year's Eve tweet, Lohan wishes her followers a "blessed new year" and warns, "Everyone get ready for more (but positive--LOHAN MAYHEM!!!)" in the coming year.

More mayhem? In 2009, she squabbled bitterly with estranged father Michael (he publicly begged for an intervention and leaked taped family phone conversations to the press); broke up with girlfriend Samantha Ronson; had her probationary period extended for a year; denied accusations of hooking up with the married Warren; debuted a critically savaged clothing collection for Ungaro; was spotted crying at an L.A. club; and claimed to have saved 40 lives during one day of volunteer work in India.

In a slightly quieter mood by Saturday Jan. 2, the actress and designer shares her new year's resolution: "to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down."

She continues: "2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)"

Lindsay, I would start by changing, um, well, everything. First, get a new team of managers. Stop doing all drugs and alcohol, don't brag about thing you can't or haven't done and make a real movie again. Then build your reputation back up, slowly, and stay out of the gossip blogs! ... I say this knowing full well that NO ONE keeps their New Years resolutions. We'll have crotch-flashing drunk-ass Lindsay back by February at the latest. Woohoo.

Happy New Year, Celebrity Milkshake readers! I hope you have an awesome, kickass 2010 (BEST. YEAR. EVER!) Also, I hope you don't do any stupid crap this year - that's my New Year's wish for you all... Well, except for celebrities. I hope you do double the amount of stupid crap this year. Wait, hold on, that's actually my wish. I take the other one back.

Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt was in Miami the other day and hung out with a really, REALLY fat dude. Look, Victoria, baby, you're hot enough by yourself - I promise you don't need to be around ugly people to boost your image. On the other hand, if that is your goal, then you and I should spend some time together. I may not have his weight, but I make up for it in the face department. My mother roundhouse kicked me in the head the other day for looking her in the eyes, that's how bad it is. You and I, we could make some magic.

Leighton Meester hosted the opening of Klutch, a club in Miami so exclusive that no one has heard about it until today and no one will ever hear about it again. Ah, did I say "exclusive," I meant, "idiotic." Oooh, another club in Miami with a funny name - that's original. Clearly Leighton feels the same, as she wore a stitched together black-something that feels like it's her laundry day's laundry day outfit. I'm done with this story, it's dumb. Moving on...

Normally I wouldn't care about a desperate pitch by ABC to boost ratings for a show's premier, but this one is pretty good. Apparently, one of the finalists in the upcoming next season of The Bachelor was sleeping with the crew... I bet he picks her anyway after she gives him a tearful apology - and passes the test of fire, of course.

The season premiere of The Bachelor is still a few days away, but the 14th installment of the reality show has already gotten its first big scandal. A finalist vying for the heart of Texas pilot Jake Pavelka was reportedly caught in an affair with a crew member from the show, UsMagazine.com has learned.

ABC made the news public when it aired a brief promo about the unnamed female contestant late last week.

"She's been having this sexual affair with somebody else in the Bachelor house," one of the other women says in the clip.

This isn't the first time The Bachelor has faced scandal. As first reported by Us, The Bachelorette's Ed Swiderski allegedly cheated on Jillian Harris while filming and had two girlfriends at the time he proposed (he denied the allegations). In March, Bachelor star Jason Mesnick famously dumped ex-fiance Melissa Rycroft on national television for fellow finalist Molly Malaney.

The new season of The Bachelor, which was filmed last fall, premieres Monday with Pavelka -- who was rejected by Harris on the last season of The Bachelorette -- meeting his 25 potential mates.

This story is neat, but it needs to be pizzazed up ABC. How about the member of the crew is the show's director who is also the brother of the bachelor! *GASP* Now we're getting somewhere. Throw in an angry mistress, some mud wrestling and a tiger and, baby, I'm in.