Didn't get enough terrible actors being arrested with Andy Dick. Well, how about this one, then? Gary Coleman was arrested on Sunday on a domestic abuse charge. He's being held in Santaquin, Utah on $1,725 bail. You see, he tried to find the money, but came up short. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I kill myself.

The identity of the victim has not been released, according to TMZ.

A Santaquin police dispatcher could not confirm the arrest to TVGuide.com. Calls to Coleman's rep were not immediately returned.

Coleman, who was hospitalized earlier this month for an undisclosed ailment, has had previous brushes with the law. In 1998, he was charged with assault after he punched a woman. He later pleaded no contest. In 2007, Coleman was cited for misdemeanor disorderly conduct after he was seen having a heated discussion with a woman. Last July, Coleman and his wife, Shannon Price, were cited for disorderly conduct after being involved in a domestic dispute. Price was also arrested on suspicion of domestic violence after the incident. (TMZ)

When I woke up on Sunday, I didn't realize it was going to be "Arrest The D-Rated Actor Day," but there it was. It's not my favorite holiday, and I really could have done without it, but oh well ... unless I got Monday off from work, then it would have been awesome. Sadly, that's not the case. I even wore my "Arrest The D-Rated Actor," special party hat, but no one else did... Man, it was the worse "Arrest The D-Rated Actor Day" ever.

Andy Dick was arrested for allegedly grouping a bouncer and making out with a dude over the weekend at a nightclub. So he sucks as an actor, sucks as a comedian and now sucks at being part of civilized society ... can't we just put him down? We'd do it to a dog, and I've known dogs who are much classier than him. Just sayin'.

Andy Dick was arrested Saturday in West Virginia and charged with two counts of sexual abuse, according to The Associated Press.

The 44-year-old comedian was arraigned in Cabell County Magistrate Court, the news service reported. He's accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch and groping and kissing a male patron at a bar in Huntington, W.V., according to court documents obtained by the AP.

"Andy is stunned by these allegations and we are strongly denying any criminal conduct," Dick's lawyer, Jeff Rubenstein, said in a statement. Dick was in Huntington to perform at a comedy club over the weekend.

The club's managing partner, Tom Schaefer, posted Dick's $60,000 bail and told the AP that Dick was still scheduled to perform.

Dick was most recently arrested in July 2008 on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery — specifically for allegedly pulling down a 17-year-old girl's tank-top and bra. He is next due in court Feb 2. (TV Guide)

Andy Dick may be why gay men in this country get no respect. Do they deserve respect? Of course they do, but when someone like Andy Dick keeps showing up and doing horrible things, it makes them all seem like dickheads. Poor gay men. I feel for you ... not feel you, just feel for you.

Drea de Matteo, the star of Desperate Housewives and The Sopranos, was in a bikini in Hawaii the other day, and I'm loving everything about these photos - especially the skull tattoo above her ass and the AC/DC one above her female naughty bits. Nothing says, "perfect girl," like an aging rocker's logo in the one spot you won't look away from... '70s hard rock gives you an erection too, right?

Michael Douglas was interviewed by AARP Magazine (because, seriously, who else would want to talk to him?), and he said some seriously disgusting things - mostly that he uses drugs to bang his young wife and he feels bad his son is getting ass raped in prison... I wish my grandpa was this awesome.

Michael Douglas may be older than 40-year-old wife, Welsh beauty Catherine Zeta-Jones, but the 65-year-old star told the March/April 2010 issue of AARP that he's keeping up with her in the romance department.

"At least in your head, your fire burns as brightly. Let's not kid ourselves. But God bless her that she likes older guys," the "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps" star told the mag. "And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years - Viagra, Cialis - that can make us all feel younger."

He admitted to failures in his fatherhood of son Cameron, 31 - who is now facing drug charges.

"I'll assume whatever responsibilities I have to," he said. "Would it have been better to have been around more? Absolutely. There were absences, and I was no angel."

Still, he said, he's hopeful for his son's future.

"Cameron has a lot of life ahead. He now recognizes his own demons and struggles," he said. "He's a tough kid. ... Still, he's in a federal prison, and you've got some big, bad boys down there."

Michael is trying to be a better father now though. He puts exactly $1.50 in his son's canteen every week with a warning "not to spend it all in once place." Cameron's almost got enough to prevent one beating/forced sodomy! Huzzah!

For the last month, Hayden Panettiere has been dating boxer Wladimir Klitschko and hiding out with him in Florida. Aparently, he banged her so hard the blonde fell out of her hair and now she's a readhead... At least, that's how I'm interpreting these photos.

A newly redhead Hayden Panettiere finally flew out of Miami yesterday after a romantic month holed up with latest boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko.

The Heroes actress, 20, has spent the past few weeks sunning herself with the Ukranian boxing champ, 33, after he invited her to join him in Florida for New Year.

As well as getting to know Klitschko, it appeared the young star also decided to dye her previously blonde hair red over the holidays (The Daily Mail)

I kind of like these pics, because, as the old saying goes: "Blondes have more fun, but red heads have more fun on their backs." Seriously, you try dating a red head and tell me that one isn't true... buncha ginger whores, that's what they are.

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr graced the pages of GQ with poise and elegance... Getting naked and lounging on a tiny IKEA couch is elegant, right? I mean, I've been to a lot of strip clubs, and those places are always classy as hell, so I think I know elegance when I see it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink a box of wine and then start a fight. I bid you adieu.

Kim Kardashian went on George Lopez's show and revealed that her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, is a vacuum-loving pussy. That's hilarious! Now, normally I'd feel sorry for Reggie that his girlfriend is airing his secrets on national television, but I have no sympathy here. The two of them broke up in July and then got back together. Reggie knew she was a crazy loud-mouth chick, and now he's paying the price.

Kim Kardashian revealed that she and on-again beau Reggie Bush have something to fight about: He takes longer to get ready than she does!

"It's, like, our biggest fight," she told George Lopez when the Us Weekly cover girl and sister Khloe Kardashian appeared on Lopez Tonight Tuesday.

"He's just really indecisive on what his mood is, on what he wants to wear," the reality star, 29, said.

Kim may have caused another fight with the 24-year-old NFL star -- whom she reunited with in late September after announcing a "break" in July -- when she mentioned his "really weird habit" on the late night show.

"He loves to vacuum all day -- loves to!" Kim said. "He's going to kill me for saying that."

Yes, he is. Dudes have gone all Chris Brown for much much less. Seriously Kim, you better be ready to to some freaky stuff in bed tonight to make up for it. Yes, even that thing that he's always wanted you to do. Tonight, you're gonna have to do it... Have fun!