Remember when everyone was wetting themselves over adding a new judge to American Idol. It turns out the producers weren't as excited. Apparently, they hired judge Kara DioGuardi for this season and this season only.

“I’m only here for one season,” Kara DioGuardi told TV Guide Magazine. “That’s what we’ve discussed. So we’ll see what happens. Hopefully they’ll keep me on.”

Turns out that even Simon doesn't care about Kara's fate.

When asked if (Kara) would be back next year, Simon Cowell told TV Guide Magazine, "I would imagine so, but the only say I have is about Ryan, Randy and Paula. I’ve always made it clear that I wouldn’t like to do the show without them. So that’s all I'm really concerned about."

I find it really hard to believe that Simon has control over everyone else on the show, and NOT the add-on-pretty-face that seemed to come out of nowhere. This seems very bad for poor Kara. Also, I like the idea that Simon can wave his hand and then no one would hear from Paula Abdul again... not just on the show, but forever. He can do it, the dude's like a James Bond villain.

Shia LaBeouf was interviewed by Playboy Magazine and was really open. Like, more than I ever needed to know about him. He talked about growing up and working on Disney Channel's Even Stevens. There, he revealed his true side:

"I would do insane things," he said. "We'd be working on scenes... and we'd decide, 'Hey, let's strip down to our bare asses and streak down the hallway.' Somewhere in the Disney vaults there's video footage with my penis on it."

Why is it that my Star Trek movies left me dateless in my mother's basement throughout high school, but J.J. Abrams's Star Trek movie brought together the world's hottest women? The premier not only gave a chance for gorgeous girls to wear tight clothes and get their picture taken, but they also geeked out, making the Vulcan hand salute. Someone explain to me, then, why the only breasts I got close to from Star Trek were my friend Larry's pair. The man weighed 300 pounds! Something is very, very wrong here!

The only way this photo of Scarlett Johansson could be any sexier is if she took the bottle from the top. It's obviously an outtake from her ad campaign for Moet & Chandon, which you may recall was full of equally phallic (or climatic) imagery. Advertising is awesome.

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her curvy body - Celebrity Odor

Two kids run around the base paths and have a collision at home plate - Online Sports Report

With swine flu spreading like wild fire, turn to Hollywood and Outbreak - Holy Taco

Kelly McGillis from Top Gun is a lesbian now - WWTDD.com

Vanessa Hudgens shows up to an event in West Hollywood looking hot - Popoholic

Diora Baird is looking pretty good in the latest issue of FHM - Egotastic!

This is the most honest wedding cake of all time - FunnyHub.com

Thief uses a garbage truck as a getaway vehicle - Asylum.com

Bar Rafaeli does something and looks good doing it - On 205th Magazine

Paris Hilton's purse strap makes photo captioning easy - The Superficial

Apparently a "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", unless that delicious drink is being prepared to keep babies alive - then it makes them run, screaming. E! News is reporting that pregnant 'Milkshake' singer Kelis is getting divorced from her husband of just over four years, hip-hop star Nas.

"I can confirm that she has filed for divorce," Kelis' rep said. "We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time."

Oh yeah, like the media respects anything. The Rhianna-and-Chris-Brown-knockoffs are apparently on the rocks, even though earlier this month Nas acted like everything was fine in an interview with MTV News.

"She's great man. She's doing good," he said of his pregnant wife. Nas said the two were working on a name for the baby. "It's kind of hard. I've been thinking about kinda putting something online: 'Choose his name.' (If you win), you get a couple stacks for that. We take care of you for that. You win something real. But we're thinking now."

I hear Nas is changing that contest now. He's either going to hold a, 'Choose my divorce attorney so I don't get screwed' or, 'Help me prove that kid's even mine. Kelis is a huge whore. It's true, one time I caught her in bed with two guys,' contest. I hope I win and get 'a couple of stacks' for it, whatever the heck that means.

We learn early that life is easier for beautiful people (don't deny it, you ugly bastard, it's true). Now, we also learn that it's easier for them to stay beautiful. Rebecca Romijn said she dropped nearly 60 pounds after having her twins Dolly and Charlie in December, without ever working out.

"I think within the first three weeks, I took off, like, 35 pounds without doing anything!" she told Extra.

So how does she do it? Apparently it's all about leaking milk.

"Breastfeeding is the very best diet I've been on. It's amazing," she said. "It's like you have to eat 5,000 extra calories a day or you can't produce enough food for them. So, that's been fun as well."

Rebecca then complained that, while she's skinny, she's not coke-whore-supermodel-skinny yet.

"I'm not pretending to be back to the shape I was in beforehand anyway. I still have a ways to go," she said. "We've got Spanx underneath almost everything."

What did husband Jerry O'Connell do to get this woman? Seriously, did anyone see his film Tom Cats? The dude deserves a punch in the face for that one, not a supermodel wife who seems to melt fat. The only thing he was good in was Stand By Me, when he was still a chubby little kid. Maybe it's their love of once being fat, and now making fun of fat people, that keeps them together. I've included shots of Rebecca Romijn in March, four months after babies. Seriously, if you see Jerry, punch him in the freakin' face.

Between Heidi and Spencer, it's clear that Heidi got the looks. Also the brains for that matter. Of course, that really doesn't say much since she's a vapid ugly whore - and I guess Playboy is into that. Life & Style is revealing that Heidi may pose nude for the magazine... God help us all.

"She wants to do it," an insider confirmed. "It's just a matter of working out the details."

Life & Style says that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is negotiating a $500,000 deal. Sure, because it's every guy's dream to have 12-year-olds jerking it to his wife. I guarantee this is a rumor made up by Spencer so Heidi can come out and say, "Oh no, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't do that, I have standards." But the fact that everyone's immediate reaction to the news is, "ew," and not "it's fake," really means that no, Heidi, you don't.