I got news today that punched me straight in the crotch while simultaneously made me squeel with the glee. Carrie Underwood is engaged! (Crotch punch!) But she's engageg to hockey player Mike Fisher, meaning she might become Carrie Fisher! (Geek Squeal!)

The country singer and Ottawa Senators hockey player Mike Fisher got engaged Sunday, Fisher told the Ottawa Sun.

"It's true," Fisher said. "We're both obviously excited and very happy."

Underwood, who resides in Nashville, was in Ottawa over the weekend for the proposal, according to the paper.

The American Idol alum, 26, and Fisher, 29, have managed to keep their relationship on the down low since the two began dating about a year ago. (TV Guide)

This wouldn't be so awesome, except if she marries Mike and becomes Carrie Fisher, she has to walk down the aisle in Princess Leia's gold bikini. Sorry Carrie, it's the law.

Blake Lively went to the premiere of "Sherlock Holmes" in New York and even though the film looks like a crappy, revitalized classic tale with excessive explosions and idiots punching each other, I now really want to see it. At times like this, I wonder if I am easy manipulated by the sight of cleavage...but then I go and look at more boobs and all is right in the world. Ahhhhhhhhh...

Actress and former adorable go-to-girl Brittany Murphy died yesterday of a heart attack. Jeez, first Chris Henry, now her. We all know celebrites die in threes, so famous people of the world, watch your back.

Brittany Murphy died on Sunday morning, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office has confirmed to Access Hollywood. She was 32.

According to the Coroner's Office, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Hollywood reported to them that an individual named Brittany Murphy died in the hospital on Sunday.

A Cedars-Sinai spokesperson also confirmed to Access that the star was pronounced dead at their facility at 10:04 AM.

A Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman told Access that they responded to a 911 call made from the 1800 block of N. Rising Glen Road -- the same street where the actress lives -- at 8 AM on Sunday.

A rep for the actress also confirmed the news, telling Access Hollywood, "In this time of sadness, the family thanks you for your love and support. It is their wish that you respect their privacy."

The LAPD confirmed to Access later on Sunday that they have opened an investigation into the star's death. (Access Hollywood)

Thirty-two, thin, and a heart attack? Ok, time for some speculation: What combination of insane drugs was Brittany Murphy on? Taking all bets here at The Morbid House of Gambling. We've got good odds on the coke/heroine combination. Come on people, what do you got?

Here's a neat little additional bang to the Tiger Woods explosion. Apparently, the dude loved going to strip clubs, but would pretend like he'd never been for the sake of others. Surprisingly, he just happened to have fifty $1 bills in his pocket, conveniently ready to be placed in g-strings. How about that.

In the presence of topless dancers, Tiger Woods played the shy little kitty cat -- but it was all just an act for the strip club regular, insiders tell the New York Post.

Prior to his explosive infidelity scandal (revelations began emerging in late November), Woods made a point of visiting NYC strip club Scores whenever he was in the Big Apple. Former Scores manager Tony Lombardi tells the Post that the married 33 year-old golfer always pretended he was a "virgin to strip clubs."

To cover up his extramarital pursuits, the convincingly "innocent" athlete relied upon an entourage who would broker introductions to attractive women at clubs. "He'd just point and say 'Who's that?' and they'd go over and sayd 'Tiger Woods wants to meet you.' And they would never leave together," club magnate Rocco Ancarola says in the paper.

Ancarola adds that it's common practice for club owners to cover up for the indiscretions of wealthy, famous patrons. "We in the business do that without thinking about it...You tend to protect the celebrities."

Um, then why are you talking now? That's not good business, is it? Still, that's not the end of Tiger's nonsense.

Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart was at Bondi Beach the other day and photos were taken. Huzzah! I was so happy going through these pics until I got to the second the last one. Can someone tell me why she is standing next to a dude with a giant forehead and a creepy treasure trail going places I never wanted to imagine? Also, more importantly, why am I not that creepy guy standing next to her? I mean, Jessica, baby, if you're into ugly dudes, hoo boy are we going to have a good time together.

There's an old ghost story told round these parts. Legened has it that, when the moon is full, and the night is darkest, a lone shamed figure creeps out of his home to haunt the places he once loved. His name: Tiger Woods. Oooooooooooooooooooh.

Tiger Woods -- who has been named Athlete of the Decade by The Associated Press -- is dealing with his extramarital affair scandal with late-night golfing sessions, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue (on newsstands now).

A resident in Woods' Isleworth gated community in Windermere, Fla., tells Us Weekly that the 33-year-old athlete -- who announced Dec. 11 that he is taking a break from professional golf to focus on being "a better person" -- has been spotted "coming by in the early evenings only for their counseling and therapy."

After those grueling sessions -- which a source describes as the golfer "just apologizing over and over again" -- Woods heads to a nearby course to hit golf balls "to clear his head," another local says. "He goes after dark so he can't be seen. For him, what's more therapeutic than hitting golf balls, the thing he's best at in the whole world?"

Seems the intense therapy won't be able to save Woods' five-year marriage: A new report claims that Nordegren -- mother to Sam, 2, and Charlie, 10 months -- will "100 percent" divorce him. (Us Magazine)

I like these reports that Us Magazine finds. They're "100 percent" believable. Like the one put out in the last issue: "Us Magazine editors think readers are easily impressed by big numbers, 5 out of 5 doctors agree." Now those are facts you can trust.

ps. Did you read the title as Were-Gopher? I sure did. Man, that would awesome.

If there is one good thing about Twilight madness... and I'm not sure that there is... it's that I haven't heard the words "Jonas Brothers" in a month. Ah bliss. UNTIL TODAY! Aparently one of them - I'd say the dumb one but it wouldn't narrow anything down - is getting married this weekend. Great, now my ears are bleeding all over again.

Kevin Jonas is getting married this weekend, according to a new report. The eldest Jonas Brother, 22, will reportedly walk down the aisle with fiancee Danielle Deleasa, Radar Online reported on Thursday.

According to the Web site, the couple's wedding rehearsal is set to take place on Friday and will reportedly feature a roller skating rink.

The actual wedding will reportedly take place on Saturday at an estate on Long Island. Demi Lovato, the Jonas Brothers' co-star in "Camp Rock," is expected to be one of the celebrity guests at the affair.

Wedding attendees are set to feast on filet mignon, sea bass, chicken and a vegetable tart, Radar reported.

Kevin previously told People that both of his JoBros bandmates will serve as best men.

Ooooh, a roller rink! Classiest rehearsal ever. You have not lived until you skate until you pass out the night before your wedding. It's clearly the way to go. I mean, I'd be off at a strip club living up the last moments of my freedom and dignity as a man, but hey, to each their own.

Also, not one but two of your brothers as your "best man?" Laaaaaaaaaaaame.