There's nothing better than a hot actress who struggles to show off her acting chops by taking off her clothes for some edgy role in an indie film. Case in point: Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her upcoming movie Powder Blue, which in several months will likely cause thousands of DVD players to malfunction due to teenage boys pausing and re-playing particular scenes over and over again.

Unlike Jessica Alba's relatively boring stripper character in Sin City, which was in many ways a letdown, Jessica Biel appears to go all out here and says to hell with this PG-13 crap. Powder Blue is going to be hands down the hottest movie of the year, or at least the most depressing.

Within hours of saying Hilary Duff has done a fine job of shedding her Disney image, she releases her latest music video in which she's clearly trying way too hard to be sexy. Don't get me wrong, I still think Hilary has turned into quite the little package, but she's sexy in an understated way; kind of like the girl you bring home to the parents and she's very sweet, but can turn into a tiger in the bedroom.

When Christina Aguilera broke out the assless chaps and red panties and started whoring it up, it was completely convincing and you thought she might just grind every guy in sight. Hilary Duff, on the other hand, just doesn't have it in her and needs to stop. Her new video is a "cover" of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus with some very different lyrics...

Here's the music video for Christina Aguilera's latest single, Keeps Gettin' Better. I'm sure it'll get pulled from YouTube in the next five minutes because business executives are too stupid to recognize free publicity when they see it.

The song is all right and will probably get better once I've heard it on the radio seven million times, but in general music videos are somewhat boring. It's not that I don't have an attention span, they just suck. And what's up with some of the weird costumes she's wearing in this video, particularly towards the end? Is there any point behind all of this? At least Britney has the good sense to take her clothes off. Like I said, music videos suck.

UPDATE: Despite my mocking, the YouTube video was taken down, so I've loaded it myself for your convenience. You know, I remember back when MTV first started (when they actually showed music videos) and recording studios and artists actually wanted people to watch the videos to promote the artist/song/album. Crazy thought.

I realize this is the second clip from The Ellen Show in less than a week featured on this site (the first was The Hills' Audrina getting dunked), but clearly the woman is trying to get more guys to tune in. Or it could be she just has similar taste.

This time she's interviewing Hayden Panettiere, who promptly decides to lift up her dress and show the audience her skivvies. If lesbians cause straight girls to act like this all the time, it's possible I need to befriend a few more of them.

Audrina Patridge may always have those blank, empty-headed stares that don't exactly scream out with intelligence, but she does seem aware enough to realize that her 15 minutes are almost up now that The Hills is nearing its conclusion.

First she did the bikini photo shoot in the latest issue of Maxim, then she tried to spread a rumor about Lauren Conrad hooking up with her ex-boyfriend in a desperate attempt for headlines, and now she's back in her bikini again while appearing on The Ellen Show and volunteering to face the dunk tank.

Face it, Audrina, it's over. Unless that sequel for Into the Blue turns out to be a breathtaking piece of cinema (they rarely put such films straight to DVD), you might as well just take those fake titties over to Hef's and pose for Playboy while people still remember you.

Mark Wahlberg continues to show the world that he's just another insecure actor, once again lashing out towards Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg in response to his "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" skit. Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Wahlberg at first seemed displeased that Kimmel brought up the skit, then went ridiculously overboard.

"When I see that kid, I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. Then I'm going to tell him, 'say hi to your mother for me'.... I'm going to go down to '30 Rock'.. and I'm going to slap him in the nose... I guaran-fucking-tee you."

Wahlberg probably thinks this sort of statement enhances his tough guy persona, but it really just makes him look like a whiny little bitch. When it comes down to it, 9 out of 10 Hollywood actors have the maturity and confidence of a teenage girl. Why not just admit the skit was kind of funny?

On the other hand, if he privately doesn't care about any of this and figures it's all good publicity for his movie, then it's probably a smart move. But I don't buy it. My money says Wahlberg is about as sensitive as the new girl on the cheerleading squad.