The Hills' star Heidi Montag dressed up for a Halloween party as a sexy police officer. Unfortunately, whenever there are pictures of Heidi that usually means some of those pictures will include universally-hated shithead Spencer Pratt, who dressed up as her prison bitch. What the hell is she still doing with this guy?

I apologize for two posts in a row that include Heidi, but she won the battle of sexy celebrity Halloween costumes, at least so far. We can only hope someone swaps out that gun for a real one and she accidentally shoots Spencer Bruce Lee style.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills posed for another one of their lame "candid" photo shoots, this time stumping for John McCain and Sarah Palin.

They're supposedly embracing core Republican values with the shotgun, cheap beer and a book about economics. But there's a huge hole in all of this: we're supposed to believe these two idiots can actually read? I don't buy it for a second.

Look, I try not to get too political around here, and I don't want to tell anyone how they should vote for President. I believe Democrats, Republicans, and anyone else should be able to make fun of celebrities for being stupid, self-absorbed assholes regardless of their political beliefs.

Having said that, if you're planning to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket, just keep in mind that you're aligning yourself with the biggest douchebag* in Southern California (putting Spencer in the running for biggest douchebag worldwide or at least outside of the Jersey Shore), and an airhead blonde who willingly has sex with said douchebag. McCain could use an endorsement from these two about as much as an endorsement from George W. Bush.