A wedding is usually a classy event. Of course, MTV hasn't been involved before. An executive producer of MTV's The Hills says they are prepping up to film Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding on Saturday. It's the reason the reality-TV couple weren't on a panel at the William S. Paley Television Festival in Los Angeles, they were too busy learning their lines and practicing for the upcoming scene ... I mean, living their real life in real not-scripted at all actual real reality television. Real!

"It's a big gigantic event that takes the two of them to pull off, said Producer Adam DiVello."

Now, this will be the third time the two have attempted to get hitched. They got "married" in Mexico last November, which doesn't count in the states. Then, they tried at a Beverly Hills courthouse last December, but didn't say "I do," which is kinda important. Now they're going again. There's no way they can actually get married this time, something's going to stop the wedding. I'm thinking terrorists. They'll burst in, kidnap the couple and MTV can run with it all the way to May sweeps. If nothing else, it will finally get the country to believe show is real, or at least make people pray really really hard that it is.

It's a shame you can't overdose on pot, because it turns out The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may be card-carrying medical marijuana users - like everyone else in Southern California. Star Magazine reports the two were spotted entering one of Los Angeles' many pot clubs:

They were spotted going into The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility, in L.A. just before closing time on April 3. No one gets beyond the dispensary's lobby without a doctor's recommendation, one worker says.

Their rep — who did not deny they bought pot — says the couple were there for a Web-based reality show. But it seemed they didn't want anyone to know! The usually flashy duo went incognito, wearing jeans and tees with matching sunglasses.

"They were definitely trying not to be noticed," says the witness. "I guess they don't want their fans to think they smoke!"

I could care less if these two actually smoke pot, what's noteworthy is this must be the first time in history they've ever attempted to do anything under the radar. Their regular photographer who follows them everywhere must be hurt and confused. I will say, knowing Heidi likes to toke up gives these photos from last week a whole new perspective. And here I thought she was only a drunken whore, but she may just be high off her ass.

I knew I wanted to do a link roundup today but didn't want to combine them with anything newsworthy, so I needed a picture of someone who was truly un-newsworthy at their very core. Heidi Montag and her fake breasts are perfect for the job. Click here for the rest of the photos of Heidi attending Perez Hilton's birthday party last weekend.

Megan Fox got a brand new curly hairdo - Popoholic

Former Grey's Anatomy star Isiah Washington got evicted - Celebrity Odor

Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl wears a kilt - The Superficial

Britney Spears actually looks pretty good in shorts - WWTDD.com

The worst homemade Star Wars costumes - Holy Taco

Heidi Klum is looking good with little on at the beach - Egotastic!

Kim Kardashian shows off some major cleavage - IDLYITW

Cheating husband busted on Google Street View - Asylum.com

LeBron James nails a cool shot during his 60 Minutes interview - FunnyHub

Here's Heidi Montag - costar of The Hills and talentless publicity whore - recording her next album. Which is odd, considering almost no one actually purchased her first album because it was stunningly horrible. I usually only post pictures of Heidi when she's in a bikini or in some way showing off her out-of-proportion fake tits, but I find it amusing that she still believes she's going to be a pop star.

This photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt acting like they're big Barack Obama fans probably pisses me off more than it should. But as someone who actually voted for Obama and never went around posing for a bunch of douchey photos trying to promote John McCain and Sarah Palin, this makes me want to punch them in the face. Not that I didn't want to punch them in the face before, now I just want to do it even more.

To be clear, I have no problem with Republicans or McCain voters who are now embracing Obama since he won the election - it's a healthy attitude for our country to try to embrace a new leader even if you didn't support him - but at least keep it real. It's one thing to say you didn't vote for someone but you can see there may be some good things about him, it's entirely different to act like you were right behind him all the way.

No matter what your politics I think we can all come together and agree that this is just pathetic. The only thing missing from the photo are a couple of brand new Boston Red Sox hats.

For those of you who find Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to be despicable, shameless publicity whores (meaning everyone other than some of their direct family members), Christmas has come early this year in the form of a bouncer. Turns out they weren't invited to the after-party following The Hills season finale event in New York. Page Six reports:

After Whitney Port (who obviously has never traveled much) declared she loved the "fresh air" of Manhattan, and Lauren Conrad promised the series would be back for another season of semi- scripted reality, the whole crew headed to Butter. But when "Hills" villain Heidi Montag and her svengali, Spencer Pratt, arrived, "they were not allowed in," a source told us. "Heidi starting crying and making a scene at the rope and eventually gets let in. Butter didn't even want them there. They are such jokes." The duo spent less than an hour at the club and left.

I may have been fighting the flu for the past several days (hence the lack of consistent updates - sorry), but hearing a story like this makes me feel so much better. That's one thing I love about New York; while clubs in L.A. and Las Vegas and most other places will cater to nearly any celebrity has-been or reality TV schmuck, clubs and high-end bars in New York aim a little higher and are actually embarrassed by them. That's right Heidi and Spencer, some people prefer pride over publicity.

While it didn't take a lot of detective work to figure out that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding in Mexico couldn't have been official, promos for the upcoming season of The Hills show the two making their marriage real in a Los Angeles courtroom. Or not. It seems someone over at The AP decided to do a little digging into the matter...

Despite all the official trappings, the tease of legitimate nuptials for the pair may be just that. A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that's not one of their judges sitting on the bench in "The Hills" footage.

MTV was granted permission to film "what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours" at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.

The preview for next week's season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.

Pratt, 25, and Montag, 22, acknowledged that their Nov. 19 marriage ceremony near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, was entirely symbolic, despite appearing on the Nov. 26 cover of Us Weekly with the headline "Heidi & Spencer Elope!" Monday's episode of "The Hills" depicted the pair spontaneously agreeing to exchange vows after downing several shots of tequila.

"In my mind, it's as legal as the ring on my finger," Pratt told Us Weekly.

Well you know what Spencer? In your mind you're also not one of the planet's biggest shitheads, but reality demonstrates otherwise.

I don't think anyone has ever really believed The Hills was a legitimate reality TV show in the "reality" sense, but it turns out it's even more phony than imaginable. Maybe if we're lucky MTV will stage a fake dramatic death for Heidi and Spencer and we'll never have to hear about them again. Since Heidi's family already hates Spencer, they can go out Romeo & Juliet style. Better yet, don't fake it.