It's a shame you can't overdose on pot, because it turns out The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may be card-carrying medical marijuana users - like everyone else in Southern California. Star Magazine reports the two were spotted entering one of Los Angeles' many pot clubs:

They were spotted going into The Farmacy, a medical marijuana facility, in L.A. just before closing time on April 3. No one gets beyond the dispensary's lobby without a doctor's recommendation, one worker says.

Their rep — who did not deny they bought pot — says the couple were there for a Web-based reality show. But it seemed they didn't want anyone to know! The usually flashy duo went incognito, wearing jeans and tees with matching sunglasses.

"They were definitely trying not to be noticed," says the witness. "I guess they don't want their fans to think they smoke!"

I could care less if these two actually smoke pot, what's noteworthy is this must be the first time in history they've ever attempted to do anything under the radar. Their regular photographer who follows them everywhere must be hurt and confused. I will say, knowing Heidi likes to toke up gives these photos from last week a whole new perspective. And here I thought she was only a drunken whore, but she may just be high off her ass.

This photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt acting like they're big Barack Obama fans probably pisses me off more than it should. But as someone who actually voted for Obama and never went around posing for a bunch of douchey photos trying to promote John McCain and Sarah Palin, this makes me want to punch them in the face. Not that I didn't want to punch them in the face before, now I just want to do it even more.

To be clear, I have no problem with Republicans or McCain voters who are now embracing Obama since he won the election - it's a healthy attitude for our country to try to embrace a new leader even if you didn't support him - but at least keep it real. It's one thing to say you didn't vote for someone but you can see there may be some good things about him, it's entirely different to act like you were right behind him all the way.

No matter what your politics I think we can all come together and agree that this is just pathetic. The only thing missing from the photo are a couple of brand new Boston Red Sox hats.

For those of you who find Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to be despicable, shameless publicity whores (meaning everyone other than some of their direct family members), Christmas has come early this year in the form of a bouncer. Turns out they weren't invited to the after-party following The Hills season finale event in New York. Page Six reports:

After Whitney Port (who obviously has never traveled much) declared she loved the "fresh air" of Manhattan, and Lauren Conrad promised the series would be back for another season of semi- scripted reality, the whole crew headed to Butter. But when "Hills" villain Heidi Montag and her svengali, Spencer Pratt, arrived, "they were not allowed in," a source told us. "Heidi starting crying and making a scene at the rope and eventually gets let in. Butter didn't even want them there. They are such jokes." The duo spent less than an hour at the club and left.

I may have been fighting the flu for the past several days (hence the lack of consistent updates - sorry), but hearing a story like this makes me feel so much better. That's one thing I love about New York; while clubs in L.A. and Las Vegas and most other places will cater to nearly any celebrity has-been or reality TV schmuck, clubs and high-end bars in New York aim a little higher and are actually embarrassed by them. That's right Heidi and Spencer, some people prefer pride over publicity.

While it didn't take a lot of detective work to figure out that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding in Mexico couldn't have been official, promos for the upcoming season of The Hills show the two making their marriage real in a Los Angeles courtroom. Or not. It seems someone over at The AP decided to do a little digging into the matter...

Despite all the official trappings, the tease of legitimate nuptials for the pair may be just that. A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that's not one of their judges sitting on the bench in "The Hills" footage.

MTV was granted permission to film "what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours" at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.

The preview for next week's season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.

Pratt, 25, and Montag, 22, acknowledged that their Nov. 19 marriage ceremony near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, was entirely symbolic, despite appearing on the Nov. 26 cover of Us Weekly with the headline "Heidi & Spencer Elope!" Monday's episode of "The Hills" depicted the pair spontaneously agreeing to exchange vows after downing several shots of tequila.

"In my mind, it's as legal as the ring on my finger," Pratt told Us Weekly.

Well you know what Spencer? In your mind you're also not one of the planet's biggest shitheads, but reality demonstrates otherwise.

I don't think anyone has ever really believed The Hills was a legitimate reality TV show in the "reality" sense, but it turns out it's even more phony than imaginable. Maybe if we're lucky MTV will stage a fake dramatic death for Heidi and Spencer and we'll never have to hear about them again. Since Heidi's family already hates Spencer, they can go out Romeo & Juliet style. Better yet, don't fake it.

Look, I really didn't want to do anymore posts about Heidi and Spencer from The Hills because they're so annoying, but Heidi has a great ass and she posed for a bunch of pictures in her bikini. Bikinis are my bread and butter so I really had no choice in the matter.

You know how you can tell when a couple is so fake they care more about gaining publicity than each other? When they pose for phony "candid" photographs while on their honeymoon in Mexico. Seriously, who does that?

I'll bet anyone that they also made a sex tape and within a few years it'll become public after they get divorced. Both of them will pretend that they don't want it released even though they'll have already arranged to split the profits in advance. Spencer, of course, will argue that he should get a larger share since the world will get a glimpse of the two-inch penis he's always trying so hard to compensate for.

The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped to Cabo San Lucas and finally tied the knot last weekend in a secret ceremony. Earlier today USmagazine.com confirmed the rumors that had been circulating.

The idea of these two publicity whores having a secret ceremony is a complete joke; as if they're trying to hide from the press like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez had to back when they attempted to get married in Santa Barbara.

Want to know the real reason these two eloped to Mexico? Because the U.S. government was hesitant to grant them a marriage license out of fear they might reproduce and further degrade the country's gene pool.

I have to admit, I'm actually a little surprised. I always figured the only reason Heidi stuck around with Spencer - one of the worst people on the planet - was for their storyline together on The Hills, since that show is about as real as Heidi's breasts. It turns out she really is as clueless as she appears to be.

If Heidi had any common sense, she'd realize that her massive Hollywood makeover is all for nothing so long as she's together with Spencer. She clearly works out a lot and has a great body, but here's what guys really see when they look at her...

I apologize in advance for any nightmares this might cause.

Audrina Patridge informed People Magazine that the hit MTV "reality" show The Hills would in fact be returning for a 5th season despite speculation that this season would be its last.

“There is going to be a fifth season,” Patridge tells PEOPLE. “We just found out.”

Patridge, who recently filmed the thriller Sorority Row with Rumer Willis, adds that — despite all the drama — she and her costars have a good time filming the show: “We have fun with each other and we’ve stuck it out this long, so we might as well do another one.”

But Patridge admits that the cast’s divergent interests have made filming difficult.

“At one point, all of us were like, ‘No, we don’t want to do another season,’” she says. “I wanted to do more movies, and Whitney moved to New York and she’s doing her own spin-off. And Lauren’s dating [My Boys actor] Kyle [Howard] but he can’t be on the show because he’s on another show, so that makes it hard.”

Something else that wasn’t easy: Recent buzz that Conrad had a fling with Patridge’s sometime-boyfriend Justin Bobby.

“It was really hard — one of his best friends that told me that, and I called Lauren and she hangs up on me,” Patridge says of the rumor, which turned out to be false. “And then once I sat them down and talked to them, I was like, ‘Okay, this is all I needed!’ You’ll see it on the show. It was very emotional.”

This is all a nice PR spin way of saying that the cast of the show explored their other options, realized they had none, and figured they should grab whatever money MTV was willing to throw at them before they ultimately decide to pose for Playboy and then fade into obscurity.

I'd also like to add that Audrina is even dumber than we all thought; she's still talking about the rumor involving Lauren and Audrina's ex-boyfriend even though it was already revealed that the publicity whore made the whole thing up herself. Did you ever consider that Lauren hung up on you because she heard you started the rumor in the first place? Like, OMG!

Oh well, I shouldn't complain; at least the girls on the show are nice to look at if you can get past the vapid emptiness of their existence (my penis says no problem). Here's Audrina taking her new titties out for a test drive in a bikini earlier this year.