I love it when a respected newscaster sinks down to my childish level. Anderson Cooper was speaking with David Gergen, the director of the Center for Public Leadership, about the anti-tax tea and tea-bagging parties that have been happening over the last few days. At the end of their conversation, David finished his thought by saying that the Republican party is "searching for their voice." Anderson's awesome straight-faced reply: "It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."

I'm genuinely surprised a classy dude like Anderson Cooper knew what tea-bagging was. Still, I guess I shouldn't be too shocked after seeing his next few scheduled segments: "The Dirty Sanchez: Our Immigration Problem", "America's Dwindling Wealth: The Loss of a Pearl Necklace," and "Getting Your Salad Tossed: Staying Healthy on a Budget."

Warning: the above video contains profane language because satellite radio is a lot more like Cable TV than I realized.

While there's no doubt that Jamie Foxx is a talented actor and musician, ever since he won an Oscar for his performance in Ray he's been an insufferable, ego maniacal douchebag. The latest victim of his big mouth? A 16-year-old girl going by the name of Miley Cyrus.

It seems Jamie didn't like it when Miley said she was going to "ruin" Radiohead after they refused to meet her backstage at the Grammy awards. So like any mature adult, he used his Sirius radio show to lash out at her with some personal attacks.

"Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant... S**t. Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

First, am I the only one who's considered that Miley's "I'll ruin 'em" comment was tongue-in-cheek considering she's always been a big fan? Irony, it seems, is dead. Prepare for Miley to say exactly this in the next week or so, followed by an apology from Foxx. Second, I'm wondering how it would be received if a white actor and some of his buddies referred to an African American teenager as a "black bitch." I'm guessing it wouldn't go over so well, so I'd like to see Foxx take some flack for it.

Lindsay Lohan starred in a spoof eHarmony commercial for FunnyorDie.com and unlike most of the celebrity videos on that site lately this one is actually sort of funny... or at least surprisingly honest. Lindsay pretty much makes fun of herself and lays it all out there, calling herself a crazy redhead and according to the state of California an alcoholic. She also takes a few little shots at ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson's family. You have to give her credit for at least having a sense of humor about it - I doubt most people would be so willing.

Billy Bob Thornton did his best Bob Dylan impersonation while being interviewed by Q TV along with his band The Boxmasters. After several minutes, I think it's safe to say that Billy Bob achieves a new personal best for being a pretentious, self-important pain in the ass. He's also clearly quite insane. If only the interviewer had the balls to just punch him square in the face.

Anyway, this is as good a time as any for some random links...

A photo gallery of horrible celebrity drawings - Holy Taco

The douchiest wedding of the decade is set - Celebrity Odor

Eliza Dushku puts on some dominatrix gear for Dollhouse - Popoholic

Freddie Prinze Jr. knocked up Sarah Michelle Gellar - The Superficial

Man Shorts: the good, the bad and the disturbing - Asylum.com

Mike Judge's latest movie Extract looks amazing - WWTDD.com

Lindsay Lohan is a ticking time bomb ready to go off - IDLYITW

A woman calls 911 because she's stuck inside her own car - FunnyHub

So you want to be a fameball? - Gawker

Kanye West and "mature" are rarely printed in the same sentence, but surprisingly that's the only way to describe the way Kanye handled his depiction on the recent Fishsticks episode of South Park. He wrote on his personal blog in all of its uppercase glory...

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!

It's easy to rip on Kanye West because so often he comes off as such a narcissistic douchebag (like throwing a hissy fit because he didn't win an MTV Video Award), but you have to respect that he not only posted the South Park clip on his site but seems to have taken it in stride and possibly learned a little from his own send-up, unlike Tom Cruise. Say what you will about Kanye, at the very least he works twice as hard as just about anyone else in the music industry and is always putting out new stuff.

Following rumors that Lindsay Lohan is seriously being courted to do an adult film because she's so strapped for cash, she's basically going all over Los Angeles trying to get as much attention as she possibly can. What's the ultimate test to determine if someone is an out-of-control attention whore? When they crash someone else's concert. British singer Lily Allen was performing in L.A. and while singing Britney Spears' Womanizer for an encore, Lindsay took to the stage uninvited to join in. Allen handles the situation pretty well - skip to the 3:25 mark for Lindsay's appearance.

Here's some photos of Lily Allen from another performance, since Lohan looks like crap now and no one wants to see her photographs anymore.

A few months back we happily announced that Jessica Biel would be doing some onscreen nudity for the first time for her upcoming movie Powder Blue, in which she plays a desperate single mother who becomes a stripper. Access Hollywood did a behind-the-scenes piece with Biel and she demonstrates her learning process and practices some of her stripper moves. In advance, I'd like to sincerely thank Jessica's agent for allowing this to happen.