Model Bar Refaeli posed for a photo shoot for Hurley's new little black bikini and it's no surprise that she wears it very well. The only thing better than photos of Bar in a bikini is a video of Bar in a bikini and in this case we happen to have both. Enjoy...

Last week we featured a video of Britney's hair extensions falling out during a performance on her Circus Tour. Yes, it was gross, but it could have been so much worse. How? Well, um, her tampon string could have fallen out. I'm about to vomit.

Look, I know women have their things and their products and their products in their things, but I don't need to see it. This makes number two of Britney's disgusting Circus videos, and you know bad things come in threes. Next I'm expecting her to perform an entire show wearing crotchless pants, which means I'll no longer be writing for this site after gouging my eyes out.

Lauren Conrad from MTV's The Hills appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and it was a surprisingly interesting interview. Not because Lauren had anything interesting to say, but Dave was particularly candid when it came to his hatred for Spencer Pratt, as well as his disappointment in discovering that Lauren's rumored sex tape didn't exist because he wanted to see it.

Remember back when Britney Spears was really hot and everyone fantasized about getting her into bed? Turns out that dream is actually a nightmare - an awkward, creepy, nightmare where Britney gropes and grabs and presses and kills sex for everyone. She simulates the act - in the air no less - on stage during her Circus Tour. Someone happened to catch a particularly hilarious night when it was so bad her hair extensions fell out, because as we all know, the only thing more attractive than crazy Britney is bald crazy Britney. I've included some photos for a nice trip down memory lane...

It's seems like Funny or Die has become the place for celebrities to go to ruthlessly mock themselves (intentionally or otherwise), and I've got to tell you, it's awesome. Their new video is all about Denise Richards' famous funbags and how great they are. Back in the Wild Things days I dreamed and hoped and prayed that I would get my hands on them someday, but now that ex-husband Charlie Sheen has had his way with them, I don't know if I'd want to get near them. It's also worth noting that Denise is still a horrible actress even when she's trying to be ironic.

Carrie Prejean, a contestant for Miss America, didn't believe that this land was made for you and me, and it cost her the crown. Perez Hilton, a judge for the event, said that her answer to his gay marriage question is what kept Carrie from being as big a queen as he is.

Perez asked the Miss California, "Vermont recently became the 4th state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit. Why or why not?

Her response:

"Well I think its great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you very much.

Watching the video above, people actually cheered for her response, but she quickly went downhill head-first after that. Not only did that answer keep her from winning, but the Internet backlash has been smacking her in the face since it happened. How insane is it that in a contest known for it's overly-happy smiles-n-giggles no-thought answers to questions, the right one was actually pro-gay marriage. Our country is in better shape than I thought. Now, if we could only all agree on the answer to the real tough questions, like why are all these VH1 reality shows so addicting? Why do I care that Ray J found love?

At the University of Missouri-Kansas City N.E.R.D. show last Saturday, students got a star-studded treat: Rihanna showed up! But not to sing, just stupidly dance. Still a treat, right?

"It was a complete surprise!" Ashley Lang, president of the UMKC's Activity and Program Council, told E! News. "I was backstage with her and she was totally friendly, said hello to everyone, and was dancing backstage by herself in high spirits."

Rihanna was with a group of girlfriends and hanging out with N.E.R.D. frontman Pharrell Williams in a "totally friendly manner," according to Lang.

"When Pharrell called his special guest to the stage, Rihanna came out a little bit surprised but totally went with it."

Really, this should shock no one, because step #16 in the woman's smacked-around-recovery-handbook is, "Dance like an idiot in front of hundreds of college students." It comes right after #15, "Spend time alone with the man who hit you," and right before #17, "Alienate all your fans by pretending nothing happened." So that's all going according to plan.