Whenever there's a domestic dispute involving a famous couple and concerns of the guy sleeping around, it's a safe bet that Paris Hilton's name will emerge eventually. It seems that during the same weekend before Chris Brown got all fisty with Rihanna he was spotted flirting with Paris.

Things got worse the following evening at the Verizon & BlackBerry Storm Grammy party at Boulevard 3, where Chris chatted up Paris Hilton while Rihanna performed.

"He and Paris went outside together," a witness tells OK!. Back inside, they got closer. "Paris was all over him," the partygoer says. "Rihanna caught wind of it and spent the rest of the night glued to him." (OK! Magazine)

It's no wonder Rihanna was pissed. Merely brushing up against Paris Hilton can supposedly give you herpes, and if your man is speaking to her in public it's essentially a proclamation that he's looking to screw around with any whore that happens to be nearby. Now how exactly this all translates into him beating the crap out of his girlfriend is a mystery, although there are rumors circulating of a booty call text message from an ex-girlfriend.

Also, as much as it pains me to admit this, Paris was actually looking pretty good this past weekend. Here she is arriving to the Grammy Awards. No, I don't know why she was invited.

A few weeks ago we happily reported that Paris Hilton had been kicked out of CAA's post Golden Globe Awards party because she wasn't welcome there. Now it comes out that the guy who brought her in the first place was Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel. He quickly realized he had made a huge mistake...

Maisel was fawning all over Hilton at Golden Globes weekend parties, but backed off when he realized she was persona non grata in Hollywood society. Maisel brought Paris to the CAA party at the Sunset Tower. As Page Six reported, she was escorted out by security on the orders of CAA bigs who were furious she'd gotten in. After she left crying, spies saw Maisel "groveling and apologizing" to CAA head Kevin Huvane for bringing her. (NY Post)

There's really only one word to describe all of this: awesome. When Paris Hilton first became widely recognized following her sex video, a lot of Hollywood types kissed her ass and put up with her crap because they were afraid she'd become popular and they might miss out on a chance to make more money. But now all is right with the world and she's been put in her proper place. It's nice to know that bringing Paris Hilton to an industry party is the equivalent of showing up with a shaved head and a copy of Mein Kampf under one arm.

Hearing stories about Paris Hilton being recognized as the useless waste of space that she is always lightens up my day, so it is with great pleasure that I report that Hilton was kicked out of CAA's Golden Globe Awards after party. The NY Daily News reports:

Paris Hilton hid in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night after CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she be removed from the Sunset Towers party.

“Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed,” an eyewitness confides to us. “He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!’”

LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the heir-head to exit the powder room so they could toss her, and finally — a good 15 minutes later — she emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed.

It's no surprise that instead of quickly walking out with a little bit of class intact, Paris instead chose to hide in the bathroom and be as big of a pain in the ass as humanly possible. This sort of thing seems to be happening more and more with Paris these days, and while a small part of me almost feels sorry for her sometimes, then I remember that she's a racist, snotty bitch who often treats other people like garbage and completely deserves any mistreatment she gets.

Paris Hilton says she suspects that the person who robbed her home recently was not a stranger and had definitely been there before. E! Online reports:

"I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before," the ripped-off heiress told E! News Monday while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. "We have some suspects that I'm thinking of."

Nearly $2 million worth of jewelry and personal items were stolen from Hilton's recently purchased mansion early Friday morning, while the newly single socialite hung out at Hollywood hot spot Bar Deluxe.

Police said a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced his way through the front door and ultimately focused on Hilton's bedroom for his ill-gotten gains.

So just to be clear, the suspect is an adult male who is not only familiar with Paris' home but specifically her bedroom. That should narrow the suspect list down to a few hundred guys, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they catch him.

Crystal Rock Audigier - daughter of fashion designer Christian Audigier - turned 16 over the weekend, so daddy held an over-the-top extravagant birthday bash. The details include Nicky and Paris Hilton delivering two cars (because someone who's only now old enough to drive can't be hampered with only one expensive ride), performances by T.I. and The Pussycat Dolls, and various other celebrities showing up. It's good to see a father who doesn't let all of his money and connections get in the way of raising a daughter with old fashioned values and a solid work ethic. It's hilarious that Paris Hilton was there considering this girl seems to be her heir apparent in the making. Let's do a checklist...

Rich family - check.

Celebrity connections - check.

Blonde - check.

Great body and willing to wear slutty short dresses and high heels - check.

Sex video - probably coming soon.

This is the part where I remind myself that she's just turning 16 years old, but seriously, if a girl dresses like that I think she's fair game and I'm only a borderline pervert as opposed to a potential sex offender.

What's that officer? It doesn't make a difference you say?