Spencer Pratt went to The New York Post to complain about the attention other people are getting and how he's better than everyone. So, basically, nothing's new.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have been dominating all the headlines lately. But Hills star Spencer Pratt claims he is still more famous than the three reality star sibs.

"Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous!" Pratt, 26, tells the New York Post, comparing his relationship with wife Heidi Montag to the Obamas.

He later added, "The fact that USA Today said we're the third most famous couple in the world after Brangelina and The Obamas is amazing. I don't care what people say about me. It's cool."

Pratt also disses former Hills star Lauren Conrad, whom he says quit the show because "Speidi was getting more famous than her."

"Her ego ruined her life and her career -- I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work," he says of Conrad, who earned $125,000 per episode (and reportedly stipulated that no other star's salary could match hers). "She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God."

Like Conrad, Audrina Patridge is making a big mistake leaving The Hills, Pratt says. (Patridge has plans for her own reality show.)

"The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I'm walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot," he says. "Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!" (Us Magazine)

This reminds me of the old joke: "What did one moron say to the other moron?" Give up? "Nothing... and then MTV filmed it and turned it into The Hills."

In more Kardashian news, only days after her sister got married and her other sister announced being pregnant, Kim Kardashian crawled back to former boyfriend Reggie Bush and begged him to take her back - you know, so she wouldn't seem like the pathetic one. Kim Kardashian also doesn't understand the meaning of irony.

Kim Kardashian has gotten back together with ex Reggie Bush.

"Yes, they are back together," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "They took a few months off and couldn't be apart. The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were."

Kardashian, 28, and Bush, 24, had been dating for two years when they announced in July they were taking a break.

But after her sister Khloe wed Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom on Sunday, "the wedding made her miss him, so she flew to see him," an insider told E! News, which first reported the reunion. (Us Weekly)

I wonder what Kim had to promise Reggie to make him take her back. My hope is that she's no longer allowed to talk in public...that would be a gift for all of us.

I took a lot of crap for calling Khloe the fat Kardashian way back in this post. I'm still standing by that fact though, and now it seems her famous sister is with me. Kim told E! News that Kourtney, the pregnant one, is just wearing Khloe's clothing instead of buying maternity-wear. Why? Because she's huge. This makes me once again sing my top 10 hit, "Fat, fat, fatty-fat, fat, fat-fat, fatty-fat, fat."

"She's huge. She is huuuuge!" little sister Kim told me earlier this morning, while backstage at the Badgley Mischka spring fashion show in Bryant Park. "I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes."

"Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it's really because Khloé is so much taller," Kim said. "Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress...She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her." (E! News)

Are you kidding me? This is just sisters being bitches to each other. Have you ever had to live with girls? They will do anything to humiliate one-another. Pregnant Kourtney wearing Khloe's clothing is just a subtle way of calling her sister a tubbo. Now, Kourtney, if you'd care to join me for the first verse of the song: "Oooooooooh, you're a fatty, yes you are, you can't even fit into our giant car. You're a fatty, it's true, it's true, I know whales who weigh less than you. Fat, fat, fatty-fat, fat, fat-fat, fatty-fat, fat..." It goes on like that.

Remember when Kim Kardashian's sex tape came out and she was all, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed. That's not like me at all." Kim Kardashian is a freakin' liar. Here is a new photo she twittered of her in underwear at a Quick Trim photo shoot. I'm not sure why I'm still fascinated when she does things like this. I mean, everyone and their mother has seen her naked, underwear shots should be G-rated boring kids-stuff. But then, every time she wants people to look at her, I go and help her out. What is it about her that's so fascinating? Hmmmmm, let me just place my head down on that giant rack while I think about it.

Ps. Kim's holding a contest where the grand prize is spending a whole day with her. So if you've ever needed a reason to kill yourself, here's your opportunity.

In the last few days, Kim Kardashian went shopping where things were handed to her for free, and then went with her sister to Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood to create new flavors. Of course, this was all taped for new episodes of her show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Free swag and free milkshakes? Damn, she might be the swankiest of any celebrity we cover here. How do I get to have that awesome of a life? What's that? I have to be Kim Kardashian? Oh, never mind then. Seriously, you couldn't pay me enough to live that nightmare. *shudder*

Ps. Thanks for giving Celelbrity Milkshake a plug Kim, it was very thoughtful of you.

No, say it's not so. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up, according to Us Magazine. Now who will I not care about being together? Jessica, quick, find a man!

"Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision." (Us Magazine)

The best part of this quote is the start - "Nobody cheated" - because clearly everyone had one thing on their mind. It's ok guys, just because this anonymous source said that no one cheated, it doesn't mean that we still can't play our favorite game: spot the whore. Ready. Go! Kim Kardashian? YOU WIN!

Ok, so, we've had Kim Kardashian with her hands on meat. We've had Kim Kardashian jerking off a Super Soaker. Now, we've got Kim Kardashian bouncing on a trampoline. Holy crap, I think she's slowly trying to turn herself into a sex symbol. Worse off, it may be working. *Shaking Fist* Curse you Kim Kardashian! ... No, no, don't stop bouncing. I'll just be mad at you and watch at the same time. Yeah, that's good, thanks.