Everyone is free to enter Paris again - she is now single. The celebutante and former The Hills star Doug Reinhardt have split up.

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together," a Paris rep told People Magazine. "They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy."

Paris is without a man?! Dear god. Ok, everyone, we don't have a lot of time. Hide the high-priced champagne, close down the trendy bars and strip joints, lock up your bedroom. Paris on the prowl and is probably in heat. We could have a full-on epidemic here if she opens those legs to the world. This is not a drill people, move move move!

Filed under the subject of, "Almost too redundant to print," it turns out that, yes, Paris Hilton does like money and being naked. Also, doing both at the same time.

"[Hilton] flew down to Vegas," Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. "We partied pretty hard."

According to Jawhary, some Hollywood players would "pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch."

Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. "Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked," she claims.

She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton." (New York Daily News)

The most surprising news it that Paris is denying it, with her rep saying it's "totally untrue and a complete fabrication." This does seem like one of Paris' usual skanky entitled adventures, but if I had to guess, I'd blame the fact that this seems more like a "Lindsay" thing, which is so out right now. Now, if Paris was accused of doing drugs and trying to beat a, "How many guys can I bang in time time it takes to play my last album" record, then she'd be all over it. By the way, it's 49.

Hold on, I can't stop hysterically laughing. Ok, so get this - Paris Hilton said her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt won't be on MTV's The Hills again, because of how unreal the reality show is. I guess he was on it, but didn't like the way MTV made him look like a douchebag. No, I don't know what happened, they're all douchebags.

"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it," Hilton told Usmagazine.com. "They make up relationships when they're not there, and he just thinks it's lame."

Now, you know what Doug Reinhardt will be part of? - The second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, also on MTV! He's going to play a major role, because, seriously, that's not a fake show about a bunch of hookers trying to form fake relationships. Oh god, it's too funny. Celebrities are so awesomely dumb, especially when they contradict themselves. I'd like to believe that Paris was drunk when she gave this interview, but she doesn't drink alcohol anymore - only beer. She also doesn't party except on days that end with "y". Also, cocaine's not a drug if you mix it with Red Bull, that's a fact. Man, I wish I was Paris' bff, I'd party like a skanky whore rock star. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm going to go with whore. No, spoiled whore. No no, attention seeking, dumb as rocks, tone deaf spoiled whore. Am I right? Do I win anything? Paris Hilton's latest set of ads for this Spring/Summer 2009 clothing line told me to Guess, so I am. I'm pretty sure I got this one right.

Paris Hilton got into the Easter spirit at her holiday party over the weekend by dressing up as pink sex with ears and a fluffy white tail. Guests included Snoop Dogg and a very comfortable Hugh Hefner.

I think Paris has made me believe in the Easter Bunny again. Hell, if she wore that outfit in red with a hat and a beard, I think I'd believe in Santa again. And if she wore just a little less, I'd believe whatever she wanted me to ... "Yes, Paris, you're a phenomenal singer."

The marketing genius behind "Rich Prosecco" - a sparking wine in a can represented by Paris Hilton - should probably lose his job over the product's complete and utter failure. Not only is champagne in a can a tremendously stupid idea to begin with, but thinking that Paris Hilton was somehow going to class it up and make Europeans want to buy it is certifiable.

The firm claims to now be selling in more than 30 countries, yet in Serbia the price of 5 GBP a can is so high that thousands have remained in a warehouse - with 30,000 units reportedly heading to a Stockport auctioneer that is offering the almost out of date stock at a discount price.

Anyone interested in the bargain basement cans will have to move fast - as they expire in May. Austrian drinks firm owner Guenther Aloys however remains as passionate about his party girl as ever. "She is the perfect advert for our product, we have several new campaigns that are already being planned," he said. (Croatian Times)

You may recall that back in December of 2007 the company announced its plans and unveiled a series of ads with Paris wearing nothing but gold paint. So if she was already completely naked for the first ad campaign and it flopped, where else do you go from there? Apparently Austrian businessmen were left out of the loop when everyone agreed Paris Hilton was commercial poison.

Doug Reinhardt, who briefly dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills and is currently dating Paris Hilton, says he anticipates having children with Paris one day and thinks she'd be a great mother.

“Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.” (In Touch)

Moving past the horrifying idea of a bunch of mini Paris Hilton's running around like a blonde herpes-wielding militia, it's kind of hilarious to think her children would need a clean-cut father figure. Sure, the kids' friends will inevitably show them video footage of mommy gobbling on some guy's junk, but heaven forbid daddy has a few tattoos or piercings. Fortunately, I doubt the CDC will allow Paris to reproduce anyway, so it's really a moot point.