Supermodel Bar Refaeli did a line of advertisements for Rampage, which gave her the opportunity to wear sexy clothing and pose in sexy poses. It then gave me the opportunity to feel like a pervert as I stared at her sexy clothing and sexy poses ... for about nine hours. Don't you DARE judge me!

Bar Refaeli went clubbing last week, and knowing that I could run into her while I'm out is maybe the greatest thing I've ever heard. While at, of all places, a bar, she did what all girls do - drink, dance and apparently take photos of the top of some dude's head. Hey, whatever, it's a party. My favorite part of these photos, though, is the Jenny McCarthy and Johnny Depp douche-look-a-likes behind her. Yeah, the ones who are too cool to get up from their seat and actually enjoying being at a club. Idiots. Man, if I was that close to Bar Refaeli, I think my eyes would glaze over, a smile would consume my face and I may even start drooling. I wouldn't even have to see her, just being near her would do it. One can only hope I someday get the chance.

The members of Aerosmith are all 93-years-old and are held together by a combination of super glue and rubber-bands. Still, they somehow get the hottest women in the world to take off their clothes and rub up against them. This was proven again in these shots of Bar Refaeli with the band for an upcoming Victoria's Secret TV special. Now, people throw around the term "Rock God" a lot these days, but these men are literally my gods. I might build a temple to them and spend hours a day worshiping there. Yes, the Temple of Rock, Drugs and Poon...meh, I can think of worse places to be on an afternoon.

What is it, the death of love day on Celebrity Milkshake? Actor Leonardo DiCaprio and super-hot model Bar Refaeli have broken up.

"They're taking time off for the time being, they've split," said a source. "It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing." (People Magazine)

Apparently, this announcement is no surprise. The breasts-and-thighs combo walked the red carpet alone at the Hollywood Life's 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards, and would not answer questions about Leo. Also, the actor had been chatting up girls recently in NY bars. Apparently, they ended because Bar was pushing Leo into a commitment, and, like the lone wolf he is, Leo told her to go to hell.

"She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together," the source says, "so he broke it off."

I'm with you Leo. Who wants Bar Refaeli around them all the time. It'd be too much. She'd be there cooking for you when you came home, getting naked at night before crawling into bed, lying next to you in the morning when...you... Ok, someone needs to punch Leonardo DiCaprio in the face. I'll wait, let me know when you've done it.

Supermodel Bar Refaeli posed for the June 2009 issue of the Italian edition of GQ magazine and as you can probably the guess the pictures are fairly nice to look at. I mean, if you're into slender attractive girls with big boobs, that is.

You know, I didn't Stephen King could do anything to make himself cool again. Every time he's mentioned, all I think of is that Family Guy episode: "For my 307th book, a couple is attacked by a, uh, lamp monster! 0oooooooo!" It's funny because it's true. Yet, something he's done here for Esquire Magazine's latest issue has made him the most awesome person on the planet, but I can't put my finger on what it is... yeah, I better use both hands instead.

Maxim's Annual Hot 100 List is coming out later this week, but they've thrown out some teasers for your enjoyment. This year's number one: Olivia Wilde, the bisexual doctor on House. Mmmhmm, clearly her wild side has been hidden behind lab coats and yearly checkups. I would go out of my way to get a prostate exam from her - not because she's hot, but because she has chubby fingers that I think would be good for the process. That's what we're all looking at here, right? Her fingers? Yeah, hot.

The rest of the list isn't too shabby either:

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dusku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Maxim, you've once again proven you're the best list maker in the country. Now please, rate the top songs of the 1990s - VH1 keeps screwing it up.