That's Linda Hogan - the Hulkster's ex-wife and mother of his two children - at the airport with her 19-year-old boyfriend. So nice of her to carry her boyfriend's skateboard, isn't it? Did I mention that her boyfriend is also a close friend of her son Nick? My God, this family is fucking disgusting; talk about shameless. That's why I'm declaring the Hogans America's Worst Family.

Let's recount the past few years or so in the life of the Hogans...

First, while filming their reality television show for VH1, Terry (a.k.a. Hulk) and Linda obsess over daughter Brooke's singing career and whether or not teenage guys are getting in her pants or not. Meanwhile, they let Nick, their punk-ass younger child, do pretty much whatever the hell he wants. This includes the time when he was 15 and took Dad's Toyota Supra out for a joy ride and was escorted back home by the police. So not only was he driving without a license, the little bitch was driving recklessly or at least fast enough to warrant attention from the cops. Good parents would see this as a sign, but the Hogans were still too busy whoring out their daughter to various record companies to give a shit.

You know what happens next; Nick is cited several times for driving way over the speed limit and then totals his ride in an illegal street race, leaving his friend with a 2-inch forehead dent and a future in the hospital produce section.

But you know what the real tragedy is according to this family? That Nick has to go to jail and actually take a little responsibility.

A chance at redemption, perhaps? Think again. The Hulkster says in a recorded conversation that Nick's friend John brought this all on himself because he was a negative person. Yeah, your dickhead son and shitty attempts at parenting had nothing to do with it.