That's Linda Hogan - the Hulkster's ex-wife and mother of his two children - at the airport with her 19-year-old boyfriend. So nice of her to carry her boyfriend's skateboard, isn't it? Did I mention that her boyfriend is also a close friend of her son Nick? My God, this family is fucking disgusting; talk about shameless. That's why I'm declaring the Hogans America's Worst Family.
Let's recount the past few years or so in the life of the Hogans...
First, while filming their reality television show for VH1, Terry (a.k.a. Hulk) and Linda obsess over daughter Brooke's singing career and whether or not teenage guys are getting in her pants or not. Meanwhile, they let Nick, their punk-ass younger child, do pretty much whatever the hell he wants. This includes the time when he was 15 and took Dad's Toyota Supra out for a joy ride and was escorted back home by the police. So not only was he driving without a license, the little bitch was driving recklessly or at least fast enough to warrant attention from the cops. Good parents would see this as a sign, but the Hogans were still too busy whoring out their daughter to various record companies to give a shit.
You know what happens next; Nick is cited several times for driving way over the speed limit and then totals his ride in an illegal street race, leaving his friend with a 2-inch forehead dent and a future in the hospital produce section.
But you know what the real tragedy is according to this family? That Nick has to go to jail and actually take a little responsibility.
A chance at redemption, perhaps? Think again. The Hulkster says in a recorded conversation that Nick's friend John brought this all on himself because he was a negative person. Yeah, your dickhead son and shitty attempts at parenting had nothing to do with it.
Hulk Hogan celebrated his daughter's 21st birthday by bringing an exact clone of her to the party. No, not as a new friend for Brook, but as a date. Then, he even got a kiss from both of them at once. For the record, Jennifer McDaniel, his girlfriend, is on the left and his daughter is on the right... I think. I'm pretty sure that's correct, but it's really hard to tell. But take a minute and look at the full photo from above. We see one of the Hulkster's hands is around the girlfriend, but where's his other one? And what's with that weird smile from both of them in the first photo below? Ok, this is creeping me out. Seriously, from the look of these photos, I hope Brook DIDN'T get everything she wanted for her birthday.
Brooke Hogan - the Hulkster's daughter - performed for a radio station event in Miami over the weekend, and these photos will give you an idea of how it all went down. You can tell her career is going really well because she's resorted to dancing around on a stripper pole. I think Celine Deon did the same thing back in Canada in the early 90's. Normally I would never mock such behavior because I encourage women to wear skimpy clothing and dance on stripper poles, but that's a MAN, baby.
