For the last month, Hayden Panettiere has been dating boxer Wladimir Klitschko and hiding out with him in Florida. Aparently, he banged her so hard the blonde fell out of her hair and now she's a readhead... At least, that's how I'm interpreting these photos.

A newly redhead Hayden Panettiere finally flew out of Miami yesterday after a romantic month holed up with latest boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko.

The Heroes actress, 20, has spent the past few weeks sunning herself with the Ukranian boxing champ, 33, after he invited her to join him in Florida for New Year.

As well as getting to know Klitschko, it appeared the young star also decided to dye her previously blonde hair red over the holidays (The Daily Mail)

I kind of like these pics, because, as the old saying goes: "Blondes have more fun, but red heads have more fun on their backs." Seriously, you try dating a red head and tell me that one isn't true... buncha ginger whores, that's what they are.

Rumor has it that Hayden Panettiere is now dating Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Good for him, it's about time the Ukraine had something nice. Poor Ukraine, never gets anything nice. Here are some shots of them celebrating the New Year in Miami. Turns out, Hayden's 2010 resolution is not to be so stressed and spend more time in bed. What do you know? That's my resolution too - I also want to spend more time in Hayden Panettiere's bed.

I was feeling down today. Yes, even I, the great Milkshake Dictator, can get a case of the old grumpies. I think it was because I stole some candy from the toddler out back, but it turned out to be a Mars Bar. Seriously, a Mars Bar. Ugh, freakin' kids. Anyway, I was blue, but that was only until I opened my email and was greeted by none-other than Hayden Panettiere. Oh, yes, both from her new Details Magazine bikini shoot and pics from the Enterouge premier. Hot damn, my world was suddenly filled with rainbows and sunshine and drunk-anything-goes-chicks again. I honestly think Hayden can cure any issue. World War? Add some Hayden. Homeless problem? Here, take a charity donation of Hayden. Global Warming? Make it hotter with Hayden... Actually, I don't think that would help. Still, it would be one hell of a way to go out. Boo yah!

In I Love You, Beth Cooper, an upcoming film every guy must see to retain his manhood, Hayden Panettiere is naked. Yes, naked. It's unclear how much you get to see in the movie, but from these awesome photos from her visit to Letterman, anything is better than nothing. Seriously, I'd just take some more bare ankles... then if you want to throw in a boob or two as well, I'm not going to argue.

Hayden Panettiere went to LAX airport over the weekend, but no one could tell since she disguised herself as a middle-aged man carrying a giant purse. Now, I was told that at the right angle, you could catch a glimpse of her bra. Ok, so maybe there's a little bit of the sexy cheerleader we know and love underneath this 50-year-old beer-drinking game-watching jerkoff-look she's put together... only, when I saw it, it turned out to be a tan-bland-nothing thing that's holding up a seemingly non-existent chest. *Sigh* Hayden, you have ruined my day. Get on that plane, get out of my country, I don't think I can stand to look at you anymore. Come back when you're more reasonable...and in a bikini.

There's a film festival going on in France right now. It's called Cannes and it's pretty famous. This is the 62nd year they've done it and it's clearly the best one yet. I mean, how can you top Hayden Panettiere in a bikini and hat sunbathing while there. You cannot. Give her the top prize judges, she deserves it. What do you mean you only give awards for films? Fine, someone is awkwardly filming her sunbathe, give the prize to that dude. He deserves it.

Hayden Panettiere is very mature. The 19-year-old actress is allegedly dating Steve Jones, some British TV presenter no one's ever heard of. By the way, he's 32. This is after dumping her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, who's 31. Hayden and Steve were apparently all over each other at a recent London party.

An onlooker said: "There were a group of them at the restaurant, including Sir Elton John's husband David Furnish, but Hayden and Steve only had eyes for each other. They seemed smitten." (Femalefirst.co.uk)

I'm totally OK with Hayden working out some daddy issues on older men. She's gotta do what she's gotta do. And if she needs to put her hair into pigtails and ask for a spanking, well, I think I'll be OK with that too.