ASOS Magazine is a publication dealing with fashion. I know, I wouldn't normally care, but if their idea of "what's hot" is to dress Rachel Bilson in tight clothing and put her in front of the camera for their December issue, then it's all right with me. Maybe I could get into this la-de-da classy world of fashion - become one of those famous critics. I'd be all: Not enough boob, fail! Not enough leg, fail! Too much boob and leg, fail! ... Yeah, that's just a pipe-dream. I'd never say too much boob and leg.

Rachel Bilson understands that most of the world is actually water - That's why she's always prepared with a bikini under her clothing. She shared this Boy Scout-readiness with everyone by wearing a see-through top this weekend. This girl is an inspiration to all women. Quick, do like Rachel and take off your tops and throw on a bikini or else you might drown. No, don't run to a changing room, can't you see there's no time. THERE'S NO TIME! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

There's a solid number of fanboys out there holding out hopes that someway, somehow, one day they're going to marry Rachel Bilson. So it's with a heavy heart that I must inform said fanboys that Rachel is going to marry boyfriend Hayden Christensen. Even if those Star Wars sequels were complete shit, it seems they still carry some weight.

A Page Six spy spotted Bilson on a Virgin America flight from LA to JFK Monday night with her mom and tells us the actress is engaged to longtime beau Hayden Christensen. "A man sitting in front of her on the plane saw a ring on her finger and asked if she was married," said our snitch, who overheard Bilson reply, "I'm not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I'm 15, but I'm actually 27." Her rep didn't return calls. (NY Post)

Secretly I was hoping Rachel would eventually breakup with Hayden Christensen so he could marry Hayden Panettiere, leading to an endless barrage of Hayden & Hayden covers on various gossip rags. But on a more serious note, you have to give him credit for locking that down. Bilson is seriously hot in a girl next door who is way too sexy to be the girl next door kind of way.

There's so many different cooking shows these days it's hard to tell them apart, but the idea of Rachel Bilson hosting one has me suddenly more interested in the kitchen than ever before. Word is she's thinking about hosting a cooking show. No, seriously.

Rachel Bilson has been seen spending lots of time with her boyfriend, Hayden Christensen, in Uxbridge, Ontario over the past couple weeks while Hayden's new farmhouse is under construction.

[We've] been hearing rumors that the couple are building a kitchen studio inside the new home which will house a new cooking show that Rachel would host. (Source)

While this would be a strange move for a young actress, visions of Rachel in a skimpy top with chocolate sauce has me thinking this could be a great idea. Of course, this whole thing is clearly an elaborate scheme by Hayden Christensen attempting to lock down a hottie and keep her in the kitchen without her realizing what's really happening. Rachel will need to keep a close eye on things to make sure there's actually film in the camera and that Hayden wasn't just in the mood for rack of lamb that night. I'd let her rack my lamb, whatever that means.

Just a friendly reminder for U.S. citizens to take the time to go out and cast a vote today. If you don't, young women like Rachel Bilson may not be inspired to dress up in sexy little red, white and blue outfits in the future. That, my friends, would be a travesty.

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