Andy Dick was arrested for allegedly grouping a bouncer and making out with a dude over the weekend at a nightclub. So he sucks as an actor, sucks as a comedian and now sucks at being part of civilized society ... can't we just put him down? We'd do it to a dog, and I've known dogs who are much classier than him. Just sayin'.

Andy Dick was arrested Saturday in West Virginia and charged with two counts of sexual abuse, according to The Associated Press.

The 44-year-old comedian was arraigned in Cabell County Magistrate Court, the news service reported. He's accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch and groping and kissing a male patron at a bar in Huntington, W.V., according to court documents obtained by the AP.

"Andy is stunned by these allegations and we are strongly denying any criminal conduct," Dick's lawyer, Jeff Rubenstein, said in a statement. Dick was in Huntington to perform at a comedy club over the weekend.

The club's managing partner, Tom Schaefer, posted Dick's $60,000 bail and told the AP that Dick was still scheduled to perform.

Dick was most recently arrested in July 2008 on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery — specifically for allegedly pulling down a 17-year-old girl's tank-top and bra. He is next due in court Feb 2. (TV Guide)

Andy Dick may be why gay men in this country get no respect. Do they deserve respect? Of course they do, but when someone like Andy Dick keeps showing up and doing horrible things, it makes them all seem like dickheads. Poor gay men. I feel for you ... not feel you, just feel for you.

The Sports Illustrated 2009 swimsuit issue will be revealed tonight on the Late Show with David Letterman. Because they always seem to feature the model who seems to be on the verge of breaking out on the cover (Marisa Miller last year being a perfect example), there are two logical choices for this year's cover: Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker.

Both Bar and Brooklyn have appeared in the swimsuit issue for the past few years and both have received mainstream attention recently due to their relationships with Leonardo DiCaprio and tennis star Andy Roddick, respectively. Word is Leo is really pulling hard for Rafaeli to land on the cover because it would "really piss off" his ex-girlfriend Gisele Bundchen.

It's pretty much win-win regardless of who ends up on the cover because they're both ridiculously hot, but who do you think Sports Illustrated should choose? I've supplied some photos for closer examination so you can make an informed decision. It's because I care.

Israel's Bar Refaeli...

America's Brooklyn Decker...

If you're not familiar with the name Brooklyn Decker, you may recognize her from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which she's appeared in regularly over the past few years. She's also engaged to tennis star Andy Roddick, who hasn't won a major tournament in over five years now thanks to the dominance of Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. However, when it comes to bagging a hot girlfriend, Roddick beats those two hands down every time.

Here's Brooklyn posing in some lingerie...