This is not the first time I've posted a British model no one has ever heard of frolicking in a bikini, and I'm sure it won't be the last. Here is 21-year-old Chanelle Hayes in Puerto Banus. I'm not sure where the Brits keep hiding these women, but it doesn't surprise me that they do. America steals everything from them: Susan Boyle, Harry Potter, The Spice Girls... I bet they're working very hard not to let it happen again, especially with their hotties. Because, seriously, how sexy was Susan Boyle? Oh baby, they messed up by introducing her to the world.

Several weeks ago I wrote an article about how the show Gossip Girl was starting to get a little creepy, as they had 23-year-old Chace Crawford making out with 15-year-old Taylor Momsen. Well, I suppose reality can be even more messed up than fiction, because according to Page Six the two are now dating in real life:

Everyone in the cast of Gossip Girl is hooking up with each other - and Chace Crawford and Taylor Momsen are at the center of the latest smooching session. A Page Six spy spotted the co-stars sneak away during their holiday party at Haven on East 51st Street to steal kisses in the corner, but Crawford's rep denies it.

You'd better believe his rep denies it, considering there's this little thing called statutory rape in the state of New York. Look, I understand that actors and celebrities often get away with breaking certain laws - such as Lindsay Lohan getting consistently plastered in clubs before she even turned 21 - but I was always under the impression that this gray area didn't apply to laws like statutory rape.

And even if they weren't kissing and this report turns out to be false, what the hell is Crawford doing hanging out with a 15-year-old in the first place? If he wants some young ass I'm sure there are plenty of 18-year-old girls who'd be more than willing to help him out. Right now Roman Polanski is reading about this in Europe and throwing things across the room.

You may recall that the CW's much buzzed about show Gossip Girl actually used negative quotes from family groups and newspapers to promote its second season several weeks back. The concept proved to be effective in terms of increased ratings and viewership, and I liked it because the campaign was essentially pissing in the face of people calling the show inappropriate for casually depicting relatively normal events in the lives of teenagers (sex, drug use, etc.). But the episode that aired last Monday, Pret-A-Poor J, may have crossed the delicate line that separates edgy from just plain creepy. When you run a site like this, you become very familiar with this line.

Let's recap the scenes in question, which both occurred within a 3-to-5 minute stretch. First, as you can see in the photo above, you have Taylor Momsen, who not only plays a 15-year-old but actually is 15, and Willa Holland from The O.C., who's 17, dancing around in their bras while a much older guy takes pictures. I tried this same thing last weekend and I assure you it can be a lot of fun, but when the police arrive that whole "it's okay, I'm a photographer" bit doesn't work so well.

But don't worry, Chace Crawford's character Nate saves the day and rescues little Jenny Humphrey from what he calls a "bad scene," then drags her away. Fine. Understandable. Then this happens...

While I'm sure Taylor Momsen absolutely loved filming this scene because the ladies think Chace is just dreamy, I'm guessing it was a bit more awkward for 23-year-old Crawford. That's right, we have a guy who's 23 making out with a 15-year-old girl. It's one thing to joke about jail bait (which we do frequently around here), but you're not supposed to act on it. Not on camera at least - that's evidence.

Something tells me the marketing team for Gossip Girl is going to have plenty of material for their next ad campaign.

After a week in which Lindsay Lohan's guest appearance on Ugly Betty was cut short due to bitchiness and a lawsuit was filed against her, the New York Daily News reports that girlfriend Samantha Ronson is literally the only girl for her.

According to pals, Linds has been adamant about the fact that she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. In fact, Linds says, Sam is the only girl she would go for.

“She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys,” one friend spilled to us. “She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

But that doesn’t mean she isn’t hopelessly devoted to the Ronson. Pals say the pair are still googly-eyed for each other. Linds is just keeping her options open. Insiders tell us that Lindsay even goes on the record saying she’s not officially a lesbian in an upcoming magazine interview. So for now, we’ll just call her a fauxmosexual.

I'm glad she said this, because it was annoying to hear various sources constantly refer to Lindsay Lohan as a lesbian. Look, you don't just hook-up with half the guys in Los Angeles and then suddenly become a strictly cock-hating lesbian - at the very least she's bisexual or even just bi-curious.

This also lends some credibility to those rumors that she's been sending several text messages every day to Gossip Girl star Chase Crawford. I'm sure he could do a lot better than her (possibly the most overrated sex symbol of all time), but there's no better way to put an end to those pesky gay rumors than bringing a famous actress turned "lesbian" back to the other team. That's the kind of thing that would put a young man in the straight guy hall of fame.

Note: Sorry for the ridiculous Chase Crawford shirtless cowboy photo, but I have to give our female readers a little eye candy to stare at every now and then too.