Ashley Olsen may be hot, but it's hard to tell when she's wearing a brown wig, my grandmother's underwear and is giving the camera bug-eyes. She's doing a photo spread in V Man magazine to promote the launch of The Row's fall menswear line. She designed the brand with her sister, Mary-Kate. That's great and all, but seriously, give my grandmother back her bra - she's getting cold, and no one wants to see that.

It was only a few years ago that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were America's favorite pieces of jail bait and about to turn 18. There was even a web site counting down the days until they were legal. Then came the dramatic weight loss, the drugs, and so on (I couldn't tell you which twin did which things), and they dropped off the radar almost completely other than a brief appearance in the story surrounding Heath Ledger's prescription overdose (not exactly the kind of publicity that screams comeback).

So when Ashley Olsen showed up to an event for The Fashion Group and actually looked, well, good, it was quite a shock. Don't ask me who the guy is in these photos trying to look like a villain in a Bond movie - I have no idea.