Scarlett Johansson posed for a photo shoot for the 2010 Spring/Summer campaign for Mango. I guess Mango is a clothing line or something - I don't really know or care - but she looks good in the pictures so I figured you'd enjoy them. So enjoy...

Megan Fox knows she's smart. She also doesn't need to prove it, unlike some people...

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson who I have nothing against," Megan said to Esquire Magazine, "but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

How could it be her fault? Well, Megan thinks that because she likes to get naked, people don't take her seriously. Imagine that.

"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores," she said. "It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on."

Megan, I'll tell you what I tell all the other women in my life, "No baby, of course I don't think you're dumb. Now, take off your top and we'll talk more about this in the morning."

The only way this photo of Scarlett Johansson could be any sexier is if she took the bottle from the top. It's obviously an outtake from her ad campaign for Moet & Chandon, which you may recall was full of equally phallic (or climatic) imagery. Advertising is awesome.

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her curvy body - Celebrity Odor

Two kids run around the base paths and have a collision at home plate - Online Sports Report

With swine flu spreading like wild fire, turn to Hollywood and Outbreak - Holy Taco

Kelly McGillis from Top Gun is a lesbian now - WWTDD.com

Vanessa Hudgens shows up to an event in West Hollywood looking hot - Popoholic

Diora Baird is looking pretty good in the latest issue of FHM - Egotastic!

This is the most honest wedding cake of all time - FunnyHub.com

Thief uses a garbage truck as a getaway vehicle - Asylum.com

Bar Rafaeli does something and looks good doing it - On 205th Magazine

Paris Hilton's purse strap makes photo captioning easy - The Superficial

Access Hollywood really swung for the fences on this story, with the type of hard-hitting journalism that wins awards. Their panel of experts concluded that Scarlett Johansson has the best celebrity breasts. Thanks for clearing that up because the rest of us hadn't noticed, not at all. Rounding out the top 5 were Salma Hayek (who should get bonus points because her breasts are heroic), Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Scarlett Johansson was not pleased by the way various magazines and gossip sites responded to her new toned body, so she wrote an article for The Huffington Post to respond. Basically, she's pissed that they reported she lost 14 pounds because she didn't have that much weight to lose to begin with, and she was also offended by the insinuation of her being on some special diet as opposed to merely eating healthy balanced meals and exercising more.

In case you're wondering, the above picture is from a photo shoot Scarlett did a while back for Allure magazine, but it's a much higher quality image than before (click the photo for the high resolution version). Anyway, here are some links to other celebrity shenanigans, only some of which Scarlett would approve...

Andy Roddick is taking model Brooklyn Decker off the market this weekend - Online Sports Report

Eliza Dushku shows off some cleavage at a Dollhouse event - Celebrity Odor

Paris Hilton realizes a bra is pretty much pointless - The Superficial

It took Matthew McConaughey a while to get a hang of the female anatomy - WWTDD.com

In 1998 Norm MacDonald hosted the ESPY Awards and his opening monologue killed - Funny Hub

Facebook Relationship Etiquette, 50's style - Asylum.com

A new trailer for Quentin Tarrantino's Inglourious Basterds - Popoholic

A tribute to hot girls sucking on lollypops - Holy Taco

I've argued previously that every company should hire Scarlett Johansson to do their advertisements, and these new ads for Moet & Chandon champagne are a great example why. I think maybe, just maybe, there could be some sexual imagery at play here, as I'm sure a lot of guys would love to have Scarlett pop their corks as well.

I'm not sure when Scarlett Johansson posed for this photo shoot with photographer Jason Bell, but it was obviously a while ago considering she hasn't had blonde hair for at least several months if not longer. Old or not, I seriously doubt any of you will mind some pictures of ScarJo getting comfy in a hotel room. This is definitely one of her classiest and most understated photo sessions to date. Enjoy...