Miley Cyrus is apparently just like the rest of us and sick of her pop-crap. She's thinking of becoming edgier and doing something like rap or grunge. On a related note, today marks the death of rap and grunge, as they simultaneously killed themselves. We'll miss you, guys.

The 17-year-old singer and Hannah Montana star told British morning show GMTV that she is presently at work on "my last pop record." After that, she says, "I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and ... take a break."

During that breather, she says she wants to explore other musical styles and create "something edgier." Perhaps the singer will catch up on hip-hop: she recently admitted that she's "never heard a Jay-Z song" despite name-checking him in her hit single "Party in the USA."

"In a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans," Cyrus reasons. "I'll be able to have more of the sound of music that I'm into."

Well yes, I guess that's true Miley. It's a reasonable assumption that since your fans are into terrible music now, they'll still be into terrible music in the future. Still, some of them might grow up and begin to like good music and where will you be then, huh? Where indeed...

When 17-year-old Miley Cyrus was dating her 23-year-old underwear model, it gave perverts everywhere an excuse. "Oh sure," they'd say, "I'm fantasizing about doing horrible things to her, but at least I'm not banging her in real life. That would be wrong. Her boyfriend should be in jail." Now, she's single and on the beach in a bikini and really, people don't know what to do... Wait, I take that back - they know exactly what to do, they just don't know if it's right. Well, perverts, I'm here to give you my blessing. Take these bikini photos and do your wicked deeds. No judgment here in the land of Milkshake...except for you Roy. Stop it. That's disgusting.

Twilight fever is hitting girls so hard that all I have to do is walk into a bar and say, "I'm on team Jacob," and a chick will sleep with me - no questions asked. I don't know, nor do I care, who Jacob is, but that bastard is awesome.

Still, it's not for everyone - Like, Miley Cyrus, who is not into it at all... Really? Wow. That's surprising. She's usually all over dumb things.

Miley Cyrus may be a teen, but she isn't being swept up in the craze over "The Twilight Saga."

In an interview with Nikolina from Canton, Ohio's Q92 earlier this week, the pop sensation said she isn't on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

"I've never seen it and nor will I ever," she said.

When asked why, Miley said she couldn't get behind the franchise.

"I don't believe in it," she said. "I don't like vampires," she continued. "I don't like any of the stuff. I don't like the wolf that pops out on the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts, I don't like anything about it."

The shirts? You don't like the shirts? What the hell are the shirts? Anyway, moving on...

Miley said that despite the fanaticism surrounding the franchise, she can't sink her teeth into the series.

"People get... really into it," she said. "People always fall in love with the characters... It makes me kind of like, I don't know. I'm not into it."

Careful Miley, stupid teens with too much money to spend on nothing are your bread and butter. If you piss them off, then no one's going to watch your terrible show or buy your terrible records. All it will take now is one comment about The Jonas Brothers being giant fairies and your career is through... By the way, the Jonas Brothers are giant fairies. Just to set the record straight.

Miley Cyrus admitted that, while she sings about Jay-Z in her latest hit (and I use that term so lightly), she's never actually heard the rapper legend. Really Miley? Is it that hard to go to iTunes and download a song? Hell, you could go to Youtube and do it for free. I'll even give you a link: HERE. There, now you don't have to be such a dumb bitch.

Miley Cyrus may sing about her favorite Jay-Z song coming on in her No. 1 hit "Party In The U.S.A.," but the star has revealed that she's never heard a song by the hip-hop icon.

"I've never heard a Jay-Z song," she said in a video posted to her official site, MileyWorld.com.

Unlike past Miley hits, she explained, the track wasn't hers.

"I don't know, I didn't write the song - I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line," she explained of her collaboration with Wal-Mart and designer Max Azaria, adding she didn't realize the track would take off. "It turned out for the best. It was really unexpected."

The young rocker said the pop track was a curveball from her usual style.

"I don't listen to pop music, that's not my style of music," Miley said of the track. "I'm really blessed for it to have done as well as it has."

While she may not be a Jay-Z buff, Miley also weighed in on an artist she has heard - dad Billy Ray Cyrus.

Asked if she would ever cover his hit "Achy Breaky Heart," she said no.

"That's like covering a Jay-Z song," she said. (Access Hollywood)

I think this whole, "I'm incredibly stupid" thing Miley has going on only ups her appeal with the pedophile crowd - which has to be her entire audience, since she can't sing, dance or act. Now, it's not my thing, but if that's how she wants to make her money, then best of luck to her.

So what's the worst influence on America's teens and tweens? Is it Britney Spears' sexuality? Vanessa Hudgens's nude photos? Shia LeBeouf's drunken wild ride? Nope - it's Miley Cyrus and her, um, photos and dancing? ... I guess.

JSYK.com (Just So You Know), AOL's pop culture blog aimed at 9-15 year olds, recently tallied 44,594 online votes for its first, eponymous awards.

In its "Worst Celeb Influence" category, Cyrus garnered 42% of votes -- easily beating out an on-the-mend Britney Spears (27%) and VMAs-spoiler Kanye West (19%). Caught in a nude photo scandal, Vanessa Hudgens charted at 9%, while Shia LeBeouf's public intoxication scuffles snagged him 3%.

The 16 year-old Cyrus came under fire for dancing with a stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards in August -- as well as a leaked snapshot of her making culturally insensitive "slanty eyes." In June 2008, her semi-nude Vanity Fair cover also caused a major stir.

Really, that's what causes you to be the worst example for teens? An un-PC photo, scandalous-art and dancing like a whore? I guess it's true - that is a list of things every girl has done at least once in her life. I wonder if it's because Miley does it, so that makes it ok. Hmmm, does Miley has more power and influence than we know. If I wake up tomorrow and suddenly tweens are shooting up heroine because Miley admitted she likes the smack, well, I guess that stupid poll was right.

One might pose the question, was Miley Cyrus born a whore or made a whore? I'm thinking it's got to be the second, because her parents are the worst people alive. Not only did her father enjoy her pole dance at the VMA, but now they're letting Miley's 9-year-old sister dress as a dominatrix for Halloween. Yes, that's right: 9-years-old. Guess what pedophiles, it's your lucky day. Are you happy now Billy Ray?

Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister of Miley, is causing a Internet stir for a Halloween costume she wore last weekend.

"We're forced to question [parents] Billy Ray and Tish's judgment," Eonline wrote of the girl's get-up at the 2009 Dream Halloween event in Los Angeles.

"Obviously, these costumes are going to cause a stir, and the Cyrus family knows the Internet really can be a mean place—just look at all the scrutiny Miley deals with on an almost daily basis," read the E! blog. "So it seems odd they would willingly subject a 9-year-old to such criticism." (Us Magazine)

Billy Ray Cyrus was raised under the school of, "Media attention builds character." I mean, he did a lot of crazy things when he was famous, and he got tons of free drugs and sex. He only hopes his daughters are as lucky.

You know, out of all the self-obsessed, egomaniacal, insane celebrities using Twitter, I never thought Miley Cyrus would be the first to give it up. But she did, after her whiny new boyfriend told her too. Still, lots of people were wondering why she called it quits, so Miley told them... in a self-obsessed, egomaniacal, insane way, of course.

Miley Cyrus broke it down hip-hop style to explain why she deleted her Twitter account earlier this week.

In a new YouTube video, Miley – with four backing dancers — rapped, “The rumors are true, I deleted my Twitter.”

And while fans, celebs and even her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, were calling for Miley’s return to Twitter on Friday, she said she’s done with the social networking Web site for her own privacy – and not because rumored boyfriend Liam Hemsworth told her to quit, which she Tweeted on Wednesday night.

“I had to say goodbye and this little rap is to tell my fans why,” she rapped. “It wasn’t because my friend told me to.

“Everything that I type and everything that I do, all the lame gossip sites take it and they make it news,” she continued. “I want my private life private… I’m living for me.” (Access Hollywood)

A celebrity saying she wants to keep her private life private is about as dumb as a celebrity saying she's not doing everything for attention. Especially when she goes on YouTube, the most public site in the history of the Internet, to talk about her personal life. Thanks Miley for confirming that every girl from the south is as dumb as a the cows they raise. Now run home, I think I hear an egg timer about to hatch on your farm.