(Attention) whore Denise Richards is milking the fact that she was married to Charlie Sheen and that Charlie Sheen is kind of insane. And although Charlie pulled a knife on his current wife, Denise had it worse. WAY WORSE. Get this - she was yelled at and pushed by him. *Gasp!* Say it's not so.

Denise Richards told Oprah Winfrey that ex-husband Charlie Sheen was verbally abusive to her during their marriage.

"There were times during the marriage where there was a lot of verbal abuse. He never hit me," Richards told Winfrey on Tuesday's Oprah Winfrey Show. "It was a lot of verbal arguments [that] got extremely heated [and] that scared me. ... I think that Charlie has a very sharp tongue."

Though Richards claimed Sheen never physically abused her, she did, however, tell Winfrey that Sheen pushed her.

Richards said that dealing with the public scrutiny during their contentious divorce was very difficult. "There were times where, especially when I filed the restraining order, I was humiliated. I was embarrassed," she said. "Of course when things are so public and being called all these things, it was very, very difficult. I hit rock-bottom during all of this."

Richards' children — Sam, 5, and Lola, 4 — gave her the courage to move forward. "I did not want this life for them," she said.

Richards, who said that she and her ex-husband are in a "great place now," called the situation between Sheen and his current wife, Brooke Mueller, "very sad." "They have two little baby boys. Their dad was, you know, in jail on Christmas," she said. "On the other hand, I think perhaps people can understand what I was going through a little bit."

Oh yes, we're all so sorry for your loss, Denise. It's a good thing you have a thriving career and great looks to keep you going or you might be on the verge of killing yourself ... oooooh, never mind.

Tiger Woods isn't the only one whose commercials and freedoms are being pulled left and right. Charlie Sheen is also in trouble with his ads ... all one of them.

Hanes can't wait to get its hands off of Charlie Sheen. The underwear company has halted TV commercials featuring Sheen, 44, following his Dec. 25 arrest for domestic violence against his wife Brooke Mueller.

In no uncertain terms, Hanes spokesperson Matt Hall tells UsMagazine.com, "Hanes is not running the Hanes television commercials featuring Charlie Sheen, and those commercials will not run again."

Hall notes that their decision to drop the star from its promotions was immediate: "The commercials were suspended effective Dec. 28, the first date possible after Mr. Sheen's Christmas Day arrest."

The rep apologizes to those who may come across the accused actor in upcoming print ads: "There are a few trade advertisements featuring Mr. Sheen scheduled to run this spring. Unfortunately, the production schedule of those publications do not allow us to pull those ads."

That's nice and all, but I would have liked this apology before you ran the ads. There is no reason I have to see Charlie Sheen's face in the morning while eating my breakfast, no reason! Have you no decency, underwear company?

I think Charlie Sheen should give up his career as an actor and just go for professional comedian - I mean, he already had the self-hate thing going on...and the uncontrollable rage. Also, he's freakin' hilarious, as shown here at a table read for Two and a Half Men.

At a table reading for Charlie's hit show Two And A Half Men, one of the producers asked Jon Cryer what he did during the holidays. Everyone started to laugh because they could tell where this was going, a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Jon gave a quick answer and the producer moved on to Angus T. Jones and after Jones answered the producer moved on and said, "Charlie, what did YOU do for the holidays?"

As everyone laughed, Charlie answered, "Well, I met Kobe Bryant's bail bondsman!"

And yes, the entire room cracked up. (Radar Online)

See, the man's made of funny. Don't you agree? Seriously, don't you agree? Come on man, he's got a knife pressed against my side, just agree. FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL, AGREE!!!

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*shank*

So this Charlie Sheen story took a turn for the weird and violent. I thought he was just roughing up his former wife, but it turns out that he held her at knife point with a switchblade. I've got to hand it to him - that's more badassary then I thought Charlie Sheen was capable of.

Authorities in Aspen, Colorado, have released the Christmas day 911 call that lead to Charlie Sheen's arrest.

In the nearly four-minute call, a woman who identified herself as Brooke, said her husband, whom she told the operator is Charlie Sheen, was in the bathroom after she alleged he threatened her with a knife.

"My husband had me... with um, with a knife and I'm in fear for my life and he threatened me," she said during the call, parts of which are inaudible.

During the call, the woman insisted to the 911 operator it was important to file the report.

"Right now we have people that are separating us. But I have to file the report or else," she said, later adding, "I need to file this."

The woman, who at times sounded as if she was sobbing, told the 911 operator her husband was planning to leave following the alleged incident.

"He said he's gonna run away and leave right now," she said, adding later, "He's trying to sneak out through the back right now.

She described the alleged weapon as like a "switchblade in the back," and claimed the item was in her husband's "back pocket."

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Sheen, whose real name is Carlos Estevez, was arrested on Christmas day at approximately 11:20 AM on second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief.

Criminal mischief always sounded like an adorable term - like something you'd charge the Trix Rabbit with if he shanked a person to get some of that cereal. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

Hi there, we're back. Did you miss us? No!? What the crap is that. Now you don't get this present we picked up for you. And you would have loved it.

Anyway, hilarious things happened while we were gone, starting with Charlie Sheen being arrested? Did you know he sucks? ... Well, more than usual? Because he sure does.

Actor Charlie Sheen, star of the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," has been released from jail in the Colorado ski resort city of Aspen after his Christmas Day arrest on domestic violence charges, police said.

Sheen, 44, was booked on felony charges of second-degree assault and menacing, and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief, all of which were "coupled with a domestic violence component," the Aspen Police Department said.

He was released on Friday evening after posting an $8,500 bond, and faces a court hearing on February 8. Police declined additional comment, saying a news release would be issued on Monday with any new details.

Police did not identify the person whom Sheen was accused of assaulting. But various websites have said Sheen shoved his third wife, Brooke Mueller, during a heated quarrel. TMZ reported that Mueller had been drinking heavily when she dialed 911 about 8:30 a.m. MST (10:30 a.m. EST), and subsequently recanted her allegations against Sheen.

A spokeswoman for the Aspen Police Department declined to comment on the TMZ report, as did prosecutor Arnold Mordkin, the head of the district attorney's office in Aspen.

Sheen's Los Angeles-based spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, declined comment except to say: "Don't be misled by appearances. Appearances and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion." (Reuters)

Don't tell me what things I can and cannot jump to, you PR jerkoff. I'll believe anything I want. Did Charlie Sheen beat his former wife? Sure. Does Charlie Sheen hunt baby pandas for sport and then turn them into seat covers for his BMW? You bet. Will Charlie Sheen ever be in anything decent again? ... Ok, that's one conclusion I just cannot jump to. I'm sorry.