Blake Lively went to the premiere of "Sherlock Holmes" in New York and even though the film looks like a crappy, revitalized classic tale with excessive explosions and idiots punching each other, I now really want to see it. At times like this, I wonder if I am easy manipulated by the sight of cleavage...but then I go and look at more boobs and all is right in the world. Ahhhhhhhhh...

Heaven is a real place and it is called "The Emmy's." Never before have I seen such a wondrous collection of beautiful sights like I saw there. Take, for instance, these shots of Blake Lively and Christina Hendricks. Such grace, such beauty, such amazing...dresses? Is that a nice way to say, "cleavage?" Yeah, dresses. I wish the Emmy's would happen everyday. What do you mean they give out awards at this thing? Really? That's news to me.

Blake Lively was at the US Open the other day and was clearly excited by the match going on in front of her. She then used her giant nipples as targets for the players to shoot their balls at, just to help them hone their skills. Also, when I say players, I meant me, and boy did I improve after that session.

Blake Lively has been out and about with some douchebag who she refers to as her "boyfriend," whatever the hell that means. I looked him up and apparently he's actor Penn Badgley, which is not some porn-star name but actually what he's called, therefor confirming his status as douchebag (as if you needed any other proof). Still, we don't care, because in a span of a few days Blake flashed us some legs AND some nipples. I know her and Douchey McGee over there are making out in a few of the pics, but this seems like a pretty decent come-on sign. Men, I think this is our chance. I mean, we've got to be better than him, right? The dude's first name is Penn. Seriously, there is no way we can lose.

Months ago, we posted some fantastic photos of Leighton Meester and Blake Lively getting naughty with food in Rolling Stone. It was pretty much the highlight of March. Somehow we missed these ones of Blake by herself, doing what all girls do best - giving love to a Sugar Daddy. Even though they're a little dated, I figured I'd share with the class because A) who doesn't like a sweet treat to brighten their day and B) I bet you've never had a fantasy about paddling someone's ass with a candy bar until these photos. Oh, you didn't have that fantasy? Well, you do now. Enjoy!

Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester sure look cozy together in the back of that limo (make sure to click the photo for the larger version). Between this and those pictures for Rolling Stone last March, these two really need to do more photo shoots together because they seem to have the whole straight-girl lesbian fantasy thing nailed. Anyway, time for some links...

No one told Tony Danza he's not a big star anymore - FunnyHub.com

Lindsay Lohan is trying to be Marilyn Monroe again - The Superficial

The Fishnet, Faux Lesbian Battle: Lady Gaga Vs Katy Perry - Celebrity Odor

V Magazine did a swimsuit issue, sort of - On 205th Magazine

Cassie had some private photos leaked or hacked - WWTDD.com

Jessica Simpson got all air-brushed for Vanity Fair - IDLYITW

A new office etiquette instruction manual - Holy Taco

Lady GaGa gives a concert crowd quite a treat - Mr. Feature

Corpse Art or Medical Porn? - Asylum.com

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively is an absolute genius when it comes to stealing the spotlight at fashionable events and making a name for herself in the process. She always shows up looking perfect in some couture dress - appealing to her female fans - while also showing off just enough cleavage and leg to get the guys attention without being slutty. The latest example was last weekend at The Model As Muse: Embodying Fashion Costume Institute Gala. The place was packed with models and hot actresses and she pretty much blew everyone else out of the water.