They say that God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he slays all the first born kids, sometimes he floods the Earth and sometimes he tells a man to go stalk singer/songwriter Jewel. Hey, that's just the Almighty for you, there's no telling what He's going to do next.
Michael Lawrence Kozelka of Townsend, Wis., was arrested last week after he went two consecutive days to the 2,000-acre Stephenville ranch owned by Jewel's husband, rodeo champion Ty Murray, said Erath County Sheriff Tommy Bryant.
After Kozelka was found on the ranch Sept. 14, the landowner warned him not to return, Bryant said. But on Sept. 15 Kozelka was found at the main house with a pocket knife in his clothing and a dog with him, although he did not resist arrest after deputies were called, Bryant said.
"He was not aggressive and was not mad," Bryant told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "He just said he was on a mission from God, that God told him to come to Stephenville and led him to this ranch."
Bryant declined to say what Kozelka may have said about Jewel or her husband, and it's unclear if either was home at the time.
Kozelka, 50, was charged with stalking, a felony that carries a maximum 10-year jail sentence, according to jail records. (AP)
Really Lord... Jewel and Ty? I mean, I understand sending a man to deliver a message to say, Angelina and Brad or Obama and Michelle, but a washed-up folk singer and a professional bull rider? Nu-uh, no way. Look, unless God's message to them was, "Thou shalt record a really kinky sex tape and then release it to thy masses," I really don't care what this dude had to say... Oh, it was that? Sorry for questioning you then, God.