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Tyra Banks is Done
Tyra Banks always said she wanted to be just like Oprah. This may be why, just weeks after the Daytime Queen said she was quitting, Tyra is now too. You know, I don't want to lose Oprah, but if getting her to jump of a bridge is the only way for us to be rid of Tyra once and for all, then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Tyra Banks is ending her daytime TV talk show. The supermodel-turned-TV-mogul announced she that she will wrap up her talk show at the end of its current season - its fifth -- this coming spring.

"This will be the last season of 'The Tyra Show,'" she wrote on her Web site. "I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms [and] hair salons for the past 5 years."

And Tyra was quick to claim she isn't ending her show due to the ratings.

"The thing is, 'The Tyra Show' is not leaving because of YOU. Most times, a show leaves the air because not many people are watching. Well, you all ARE watching, in record numbers. You must know this love and support is always felt by me and it's given me the courage to take more exciting steps in my life. So I thank you for that."

Instead of sitting down to talk to guests on a daily basis, Tyra will shift her focus to Bankable Studios, a film production company based in New York, which she is set to launch.

"This year I'll be unveiling some HUGE surprises from me and my company Bankable - new out-of-the-box projects," Tyra wrote. "And I'm incredibly excited to announce that I'll be launching Bankable Studios soon, which means my company will be making MOVIES!!! And what I love about creating new projects is that it also creates new jobs for talented people, in front of and behind the camera."

Oprah Winfrey also recently announced she would end her daytime TV talk show run in September 2011 in order to concentrate on another project - in Oprah's case the Oprah Winfrey Network.

And Tyra referenced Oprah's big move as she thanked her loyal "Tyra Show" fans.

"Before I go, I have to pay homage to the ultimate Queen of Talk, Oprah, who made a huge impact on my life by giving me my first shot in daytime TV. We all know she announced that her last year with her talk show will be in the 2010-2011 season. We will all miss her show so much," Tyra noted. "And to you Oprah: You have had, and continue to have, such an amazing impact on me. I salute you."

Oprah, I think Tyra really believes you are a queen, what with the saluting and all that. Please use this power over her for evil. Command her to only wear denim, make up laws about her having to eat goat penises, print out money and tell her to use it to fund her stupid upcoming projects. Oprah, you've done so much for this world, can't you just do a little more? Please.
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By: Alex Comments (0) Ty Murray
Heaven's Jewel
They say that God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he slays all the first born kids, sometimes he floods the Earth and sometimes he tells a man to go stalk singer/songwriter Jewel. Hey, that's just the Almighty for you, there's no telling what He's going to do next.
Michael Lawrence Kozelka of Townsend, Wis., was arrested last week after he went two consecutive days to the 2,000-acre Stephenville ranch owned by Jewel's husband, rodeo champion Ty Murray, said Erath County Sheriff Tommy Bryant.

After Kozelka was found on the ranch Sept. 14, the landowner warned him not to return, Bryant said. But on Sept. 15 Kozelka was found at the main house with a pocket knife in his clothing and a dog with him, although he did not resist arrest after deputies were called, Bryant said.

"He was not aggressive and was not mad," Bryant told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "He just said he was on a mission from God, that God told him to come to Stephenville and led him to this ranch."

Bryant declined to say what Kozelka may have said about Jewel or her husband, and it's unclear if either was home at the time.

Kozelka, 50, was charged with stalking, a felony that carries a maximum 10-year jail sentence, according to jail records. (AP)

Really Lord... Jewel and Ty? I mean, I understand sending a man to deliver a message to say, Angelina and Brad or Obama and Michelle, but a washed-up folk singer and a professional bull rider? Nu-uh, no way. Look, unless God's message to them was, "Thou shalt record a really kinky sex tape and then release it to thy masses," I really don't care what this dude had to say... Oh, it was that? Sorry for questioning you then, God.
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By: Alex Comments (0) Ty Murray, Jewel

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