A pair of boobs followed by Mad Men's Christina Hendricks married Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco in New York over the weekend. If I was that dude, I wouldn't know if I should be aroused or terrified that I just got hitched to a real-life ghost. Probably a little of both, like that time I went to see The Shining. What? Rivers of blood and murder sprees turns me on... doesn't it for everyone?

Heaven is a real place and it is called "The Emmy's." Never before have I seen such a wondrous collection of beautiful sights like I saw there. Take, for instance, these shots of Blake Lively and Christina Hendricks. Such grace, such beauty, such amazing...dresses? Is that a nice way to say, "cleavage?" Yeah, dresses. I wish the Emmy's would happen everyday. What do you mean they give out awards at this thing? Really? That's news to me.