Here you go, some pictures of a sexy girl on a beach. No, no, don't ask who she is. Seriously, do you really care? Fine, she's Bianca Gascoigne, a reality star from England. She's also the daughter of a soccer player that you've never heard of because soccer is dumb. It may be cool somewhere else, but this is America, and soccer is dumb here. You know what is not dumb? Hot girls in bikinis - so I give you that instead of soccer or names of people. Thank me later, proud American.