I'm only now getting to Thursday's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, because I've needed time to process it. That's the excuse I'm going with, because the real one would probably make you vomit this early in the morning (it involves my hand and my penis). Anyway, here are some shots of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr and other models whose names you've never heard and you most likely don't want to learn. Seriously, is there any reason to? Not just for these models, but for every girl. "You there, the one in red with nice ta-tas," is really always enough.

Here are some shots of Marisa Miller modeling the Victoria's Secret Harlequin Fantasy Bra. It's diamond studded underwear that costs 3-million-dollars and looks surprisingly like a waffle iron. Seriously it does. Actually, I'm expecting it to not only lift and separate, but also makes me a golden-brown breakfast covered in butter and syrup. I mean, for 3-million-dollars, you better believe the damn thing should feed me... Marisa better be included too.

I wish I had some sort of interesting news to report about supermodel Marisa Miller to accompany these photos, but like most models it seems like you don't hear much about them except when they're photographed in very few clothes. Which, I suppose, is a good thing. So anyway, here's Marisa Miller sporting a tiny red bikini.

Supermodel Marisa Miller posed in several different bikinis for photographer Russell James and the resulting photos were both artistic and umm... stimulating. Is there a better way to start your morning? I think not.

Some of these pictures of supermodel Marisa Miller were printed previously in other magazines, but more of them appear in the latest issue of a Spanish men's magazine, which is a good enough reason for me to post them. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the whole hot girl on a Harley thing, but Marisa does it very well.

We were disappointed to discover that last year's cover girl Marisa Miller wasn't featured in the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, so we figured now would be an appropriate time to revisit her swimsuit days with one of our all-time favorite photos of her. For the guys out there, I sincerely hope this will be the only time you masturbate to a photo with sheep.

I’ll Give Country Music A Chance For Kellie Pickler - Celebrity Odor

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Eliza Dushku Looking Drop Dead Gorgeous - Popoholic

Joaquin Phoenix is a lunatic on Letterman - Mr. Feature

Finally a sportswriter who calls Brett Favre overrated - The Big Lead

Aubrey O'Day's Playboy Celebration - Hollywood Tuna

Katrina Darrell should've won American Idol. All of them. - The Superficial

Dakota Fanning looks out of place NAACP Awards - WWTDD.com

Cute College Girl of the Day - College Humor

Michelle Wie is not Dead Yet - With Leather

Back before Marisa Miller was a famous supermodel, she offered her naked services to Playboy magazine... and they shot her down. The New York Post reports:

The red-faced editors at Playboy are kicking themselves because years ago, they turned down Marisa Miller - the California blonde who posed topless for Perfect 10 mag and became a star Victoria's Secret model.

Not to go overboard, but I think the folks at Playboy need to track down the people responsible for turning her away and fire them immediately. If it was Hef, then clearly he's lost his touch. When a magazine that's supposed to display photos of beautiful women with great bodies is turning away young women with long legs and large natural breasts who then become famous models and the face of Victoria's Secret, clearly someone doesn't know what the hell they're doing.

While this is surprising, this was really just an excuse to post some pictures of Marisa Miller and her aforementioned long legs at the 2008 Spike TV Video Game Awards...