As a celebrity blogger, I love Megan Fox. Her photographs are a welcome addition to the site and her insane mouth makes me giggle inappropriately. Like when she compared Michael Bay to Hitler? Hilarious! ... I guess, I'm the only one who thought so though.

Three anonymous crew members, who have worked with Bay for the past ten years, posted (a) scathing letter on the Transformers site to "set a few things straight." (It has since been removed.)

"We’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies," they write. "We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies... She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress."

They even mock the comparison of Fox to action star Angelina Jolie.

"[Bay] granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth," they write. "She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina –- second thought –- she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional."

The crew members conclude: "It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to. But 'fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3."

Bay, however, took to his own site to reprimand the unnamed crew members and Fox for their comments.

"I don't condone the crew letter to Megan," he wrote Saturday after the letter was taken down. "And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter is I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3."

"And more boobs," Bay continued. "Did I say crazy quotes, I actually meant boobs. More boobs. Did you think I hired Megan for anything else?"

Apparently it's Hitler-comparison week here at Celebrity Milkshake, so all in all, a pretty good week. Megan Fox was talking to Britan's Wonderland Magazine, where she compared Michael Bay, her former Transformers director, to the famous dictator. Those words do kind of sound the same, so I guess I could see why Megan might get them mixed up. I know I'm always trying to worship Satan but it often comes out as a letter to Santa.

"God, I really wish I could go loose on this one," Fox said when asked about her most and least favorite parts when it comes to working with the action flick director. "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation."

And Megan's comparisons don't stop with just the 19th century dictator.

"He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward," Megan continued. "He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him. He's vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he's a tyrant."(Access Hollywood)

Jeez Megan, don't you know anything? All of the world's evilest men were actually socially-awkward misfits. You keep pushing Bay's buttons like this and he may actually go on a real killing rampage. It'd be impossible to stop him too, because he'd be all blowing up The White House and, when the secret service came to stop him, he'd go, "No, no, I'm just making a movie. See." Then he'd shoot them both in the head and ask his invisible camera man if that was caught on tape. He'd be unstoppable!

*Sigh* Why are all the pretty ones so damn stupid? Megan Fox was interviewed by Entertainment Weekly and pulled the old verbal switcheroo, insulting the film that made her famous. She basically went, "I don't think Transformers 2 blows chunks buuuuuuut you will be wasting your money if you pay to see it."

"I mean, I can't s--- on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's a--. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting," she said.

Michael Bay, the film's director, laughed it off, as he made a call to have Megan Fox killed.

"Well, that's Megan Fox for you," Bay told the Wall Street Journal. "She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23-years-old and she still has a lot of growing to do.

"You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.'"

After Katherine Heigl did Knocked Up and then called Judd Apatow sexist, the director basically had the same response: "She can think whatever she wants, I'll just never cast her again and throw her out of Hollywood." Katherine, as you might expect, quickly apologized. I guarantee that Megan will too. The girl has zero talent as an actor and is put on screen to make men pay money. If she can't do Michael Bay-like films, she is done. Although I have a film for Megan Fox to do. It's shot in my bedroom and requires no acting whatsoever, I promise.