I had to do a double take for these photos of Ice-T's wife Coco in Miami. They do say the beach brings out all sorts of people - I'm just not sure if you actually count as a person when your body is 95 percent silicon. Still, that is the happiest looking baby I have ever seen...I wonder why.

Courtney Love got on Facebook the other day to both mock and protect her daughter. Also, to butcher the English language, who I fear may actually have been her real target.

After slamming her 17 year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain as "deceptive" on her Facebook page Tuesday, Love, 45, said Wednesday afternoon that she's not angry at Frances. (On Friday, Frances was put under temporary guardianship of her paternal grandmother). "id just prefer she not become Jaimie [sic] L Spears," Love wrote, referring to Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn, who had a daughter, Maddie, at age 17, in 2008.

Love continues her typo-ridden ode to Frances: "she should go be a writer or an a...rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it."

Love took aim at Britney and Jamie Lynn's father, Jamie Spears, Nov. 25, claiming that "britneys dad molested her" in another eyebrow-raising Facebook post.

Facebook is Love's only mode of reaching out to her only child at the moment. On Wednesday, a judge issued a restraining order against her, barring any contact with Frances Bean.

"There's not a whole lot i can do about it," Love wrote. "This is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and it's not Frances!"

We picked 2009's worst-dressed stars: see if you agree with our picks! She later added: "i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."

Get her house and get her school? Perhaps if someone get you that, you might be able to talk correctly. Also, you might not have driven your husband to kill himself. Yeah, I said it. What.

Here are some shots of Courtney Cox filming her new show, Cougar Town. In the program, she plays an older woman who hits on younger guys - and, surprisingly enough, I've heard it's kind of funny. Of course, it doesn't hurt that she looks like this. She could get up in front of a brick wall and tell knock-knock jokes for all I care, as long as she does it wearing a bikini. In fact, can I pitch that show to a network? The Bikini Girls' Knock-Knock hour! I guarantee it does better than something like Glee, whatever the hell that Twitter trending monster is.

If you've ever wondered what living on heroin, salt and your own hair looks like, Courtney Love would like to model it for you. The singer (she's a singer, right?) was told by doctors that she's going to die... if she doesn't eat more.

"The doctor gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating," she said. "Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs I thought I looked hot. I'm serious about putting on weight - I want to get curvy. I know I've got too skinny. I want to sort it out." (Monstersandcritics.com)

Courtney said she was shocked to learn she weighs only 118 pounds and blames not eating on the stress of possibly (read: definitely) stealing $200 million from her late husband Kurt Cobain's estate.

"It's the stress - you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers," she said. "I have had to escape from Los Angeles, I can't cope there any more."

In high school I had to read this crazy book where a man goes insane from the guilt of killing a person, and he can hear the dude's beating heart under the floor. I'm assuming Courtney Love is going through a similar thing. Basically all of LA is holding up signs and shouting, "YOU KILLED KURT COBAIN! YES, YOU! IT WAS YOU!" This isn't even a figurative thing, though, people actually camp outside her house to do it. I should know, it's my turn in a few hours. Wait, let me get warmed up... "COURTNEY, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A GENERATION! ALSO KURT COBAIN! ALSO, I HATE YOU!" Yep, that'll do it.