Adam Shankman directed a film called A Walk To Remember, which is the perfect thing to make a girl's panties drop. It's true. You're at a bar and you mention the movie and girls start throwing themselves at you. Everyone knows that women love it when a guy is sensitive and crap. It doesn't surprise me, then, that Shankman would use his own evil powers to get Miley Cyrus to pose like a porn star in heat. She's in his new movie and he snapped these behind-the-scenes shots for twitter. Just don't mention that they're sexual, or he'll stop giving us wonderful gifts.

"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister," he wrote on twitter.

If this is how Miley has fun in the make up room, then I'd love to see what other good times she has around the studio. It'd be really awesome to catch her posing in the sound booth, the craft services tent, and of course, the sodomy stage. Man, Hollywood really is a place where dreams do come true.