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It looks like Tony Romo had good reason to dump Jessica Simpson... I take that back, there's NO good reason to dump Jessica Simpson (have you SEEN these photos), but he at least had good reason to be mad. Apparently, while on vacation, Jessica openly flirted with country superstar Kenny Chesney on the beach.
"She was giving him all her attention, and they seemed very intimate," an eyewitness tells Star of Jessica and Kenny's cabana chat. "They were sitting so close, their heads were together."
Tony "looked real jealous that she was talking to Kenny," says a source. He angrily confronted his girlfriend, but when she wouldn't give him the time of day, he stormed off the beach. (Star Magazine)
So Jessica dates a Dallas Cowboy, she flirts with a country music singer - I'm starting to think the only way I'm gonna get her attention is to become a good old southern boy. Well if wearing some boots and rustling up some cattle will get me up on those Grand Tetons, then Yippie-ki-oh-ki-yay partner, let's roll!
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Jessica Simpson can't seem to make up her mind recently. Does she want to be fat or skinny? Does she want to be in a relationship or not? Does she want to put on that white lacy thing I bought her and get me a beer or does she want to put on that red lacy thing I bought her and get me a beer. These are tough questions - luckily, she's single now and has the time to think about them.
Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday, the night before her 29th birthday, a source close to the pop star told People Magazine.
"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony (Romo). But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."
Although Simpson's heart might be broken, she seems to remain hopeful about love. On Sunday, she Tweeted, "Everyone needs to know that hope floats ... grab the strings and pull it back to you."
You better believe there are a few things of Jessica's that I'd like to grab ... first and foremost, her sense of optimism. How does she stay so strong in such a trying, emotional time? It's very admirable. Also, her boobs, I'd like to grab her boobs. Wait, can I make that my first thing? I'd like to change my answer.
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Jessica Simpson is reportedly growing impatient with boyfriend and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, who still hasn't popped the big question.
"Jessica was really hoping that she was going to get an engagement ring," says a source close to Simpson. "She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year's Eve. Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine's Day--but he didn't."
But she shouldn't have been surprised. As OK! previously reported, Tony seemed distracted during a Feb. 13 dinner with Jess at NYC hotspot Waverly Inn, where he spent 15 minutes texting on his iPhone. "Jessica was not happy," an eyewitness tells OK!, adding that the Dukes of Hazzard star tried desperately to get Tony to focus on her. "He just wasn't picking up on the fact that she was starting to lose her patience."
"You know, I really thought he was going to make it happen this time. I thought he was ready to propose," Jess told Ashlee, according to a friend. "I know Tony loves me, but I don't know if he'll ever propose."
"Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters," the insider tells OK!. "And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind--probably not for years." (OK! Magazine)
I can't imagine why Tony Romo would have any hesitation to propose. I mean, it's not like Jessica was married before and had a reality TV show where she made everyone who watched feel sorry for her husband, who seemed like a genuinely nice guy that had to put up with her crap and also constantly complained about never getting any. Why wouldn't an NFL quarterback voluntarily subject himself to that? I just don't get it.
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Perhaps inspired by Jessica Simpson's horrid mom jeans that made the extra 10 pounds she gained look more like 40, rumor has it that Tony Romo cheated on her with a skinny brunette at Simpson's place when she was out of town. Star magazine reports:
The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach's Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers "back to my place," the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that "his place" belonged to his unsuspecting — and absent — girlfriend, Jessica.
Amid Jessica's gold albums, the party raged on downstairs. But on the second floor, Tony was enjoying his own private party — with a long haired, olive-skinned cutie.
"Everyone was talking about it downstairs," dishes the source. "The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."
If this doesn't kill off those horrible mom jeans once and for all, I'm not sure what will. Be warned ladies, not only will mom jeans make you look ridiculous and fat, they'll potentially make your man cheat.
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It all started when Carrie Underwood made an offhand comment in an interview about how her ex-boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo, still called her sometimes. This obviously didn't sit well with Romo's new girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who responded by wearing a t-shirt that said, "Real Girls Eat Meat" (Underwood is widely known as a vegetarian).
But now Underwood is downplaying the idea of a feud existing between them, as reported by People:
When asked by reporters about Simpson, who is dating Underwood's ex-boyfriend Tony Romo, the country star brushed off rumors of a feud.
"I met her once and she seemed really nice so I don't have a feud with anybody," said Underwood.
This makes a lot of sense from Underwood's point of view. Engaging in a feud with Jessica Simpson would be like playing a game of Trivial Pursuit with her: there's just no point because you know who's going to win. Every time Simpson wants to take a swipe at her boyfriend's ex, Underwood can just polish all of her Grammy awards and laugh.
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