Skinny chicks with huge racks are a miracle of nature (and sometimes, science, but we'll pretend they're real). Is there anything better? Heather Graham says no. The actress showed up to the premier of
The Hangover at Grauman's Chinese Theatre and was dressed like a firetruck trying to zoom along, but had to stay slow because of massive speed bumps. Is this analogy working for you? I was trying to imply she's hot like fire. Also, that she's good for the average taxpayer. Also, that she's been known to have a few dogs inside of her. All of this going over your head? Fine, just look at the pretty pictures, you idiot.
If Heather Graham was trying to get our attention when choosing her outfit to attend the UK premiere for The Hangover, she should consider her mission to be a raging success. The thing about London, you see, is it tends to be a little cold on most evenings, even in the summer.
