It turns out Jennifer Aniston will take whatever she can get these days when it comes to her love life - even if it's rumors about her nailing Hollywood's leading men.

Gerard Butler hasn't had to apologize for starting sexy rumors over the summer that he was getting it on with his "The Bounty" co-star, Jennifer Aniston.

"She has the best sense of humor," Gerard told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson on Tuesday at the junket for his new film, "Law Abiding Citizen."

In July, when asked to clear up the rumors he was dating Jennifer, the Scotsman told Shaun, "No, we're not. We're just f***ing!"

And on Tuesday, Gerard said Jennifer wasn't offended in the slightest by his remark.

"She totally gets it," he told Shaun. "She just did a press junket for her movie and she said she was asked the same question the whole time and she was like, 'Well I'm going to keep you guys guessing.' She has fun with it too."

Well, it's not like she's having fun with anything else these days as time creeps by and her vagina dries up. I'm surprised Jen didn't run with this by getting up on the table and announcing, "Yes, Gerard Butler did me. I'm still attractive to men. Men want me! ME! THEY WANT ME! DO YOU HEAR ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ... See, now that I would believe.

Matt Damon is already generating Oscar-buzz for his role as a CIA informant in The Informant. The point of this story is he gained 30 pounds to play it. Now Jim Carrey's jumping on the fatty bandwagon, saying he can outweigh Damon for his upcoming role in the Three Stooges movie - and he's already started to heft it up.

The comedian has promised to gain 40-50 pounds for his role as Curly in "The Three Stooges" -- more than the 30 Matt put on for "The Informant!" -- and he showed off a chubbier figure on Thursday night at UCLA's 2009 Visionary Ball in Beverly Hills.

Weight wasn't the only thing Jim's added to his look -- he wore glasses and had grown a full beard.

Partner Jenny McCarthy, who stood by Jim's side on Thursday, previously told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush that she was looking forward to "dating Curly."

"He said, 'You know, I'm going to have to gain 40-50 pounds for this role.' And I said, 'Oh my God! I get to be dating Curly!' That is the greatest thing ever," she told Billy in April. (Access Hollywood)

Jenny McCartney's expectations for "the greatest thing ever," are clearly very low - but of course, we already knew that after she watched The Cable Guy and still decided to date Jim Carrey.

I grew up in Massachusetts and lived all over New England. Every state I went to believed it was the best in the country and fought with the others. Still, there was actually one thing they all agreed on - which one is the worst. The answer? New freakin' Jersey. It's a leach state where people go to die, either at the hands of mobsters or just from exposure to the chemicals saturating the air making everything look brown. Jennifer Aniston said basically that on Chelsea Lately last week, and now a Real Housewife from the Landfill State is not happy.

"What is with that smell?" wondered Aniston, who filmed The Bounty with Gerard Butler in Atlantic City for a few weeks this summer. "You know when you drive from Manhattan, and there's that one area?"

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has a challenge for Aniston, 40: "Why don't you see more of New Jersey before you say it smells?"

"I would love to hang out with her. I hear she is really fabulous -- but she really shouldn't say that," Staub continues to Us. "If you land in Newark and leave out of Newark, yeah, you will think NJ smells. But you can't judge it by one part. If it was so bad, I wouldn't be living here for 22 years.

Staub, who resides in a $1.5-million home in Wayne, New Jersey -- in what she calls "the good-smelling part" -- has an offer for Aniston.

"I will personalize a tour and take her to a fabulous lunch on me afterwards. All homemade Italian food, and a tour of all the wonderfully smelling places in New Jersey before I take you to a luncheon, my treat," she says.

I would love to see what Danielle includes in her tour of "the wonderfully smelling places in New Jersey." She does realizes that, to other people, garbage heaps don't actually smell great, right?

In a recent interview, Jennifer Aniston told the latest Australian edition of Harper's Bazaar magazine what makes a relationship work: telling your partner what you need. Ok Jen, I can dig it. Now, I need you to take off your top and dance around. Let's make this thing work, baby.

Jennifer Aniston may be at the height of her career with millions in the bank, but over the last several years, her romantic life has been filled with ups and downs.

Having survived a marriage to Brad Pitt, a lengthy relationship with Vince Vaughn and an on-again, off-again romance with musician John Mayer, Jennifer has a pretty good idea why romance can sometimes fizzle out.

"I think it's laziness. I really do," she said. "I think a good relationship is about collaboration. That's the way to go in a relationship. I think you just need to talk to each other. Say what you need. Say what you want. That way it's not threatening. You just need to say, 'This is important to me.' Don't expect your mate to read your mind."

"Like at the start of every one of my dates, I tell the man, 'Look, I need a baby. I want a baby. I don't expect you to be a mind reader, so I'm spelling it out: baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby," Jen continued. "For some reason we never make it past the appetizers."

One might say that IMDB is the greatest site on the Web to get information about films. It basically tells you all you need to know about a movie - even if it does it subtly. Like, for instance, I got these shots of Gerard Butler arresting Jennifer Aniston from an upcoming film called The Bounty. Ooooh, sounds kind of badass, right? So, having not heard of this movie, I went to the site to check out the plot. Here is what it said:

"A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife." (IMDB)

*slamming head unto desk* Why. Are. All. Movies. So. Damn. Crappy.

When I hear the nickname, "the lonely girl", I think of a 40-year-old mousy librarian hiding out in her home, surrounded by thousands of mewling cats. It's not the most attractive picture. For some reason though, Jennifer Aniston is OK with this label

Jennifer Aniston has weathered her fair share of break-ups played out in headlines and on the cover of tabloids. Some have even labeled the actress "the lonely girl," which she says she's fine with - but not when it comes to the roles she plays on the big screen.

"Yeah, that archetype has definitely attached itself to me, and you know what? It's fine, I can take it," Jen said in an interview with ELLE magazine's September issue, referring to being labeled as the perpetually single woman. "I support women, men, and anybody who is in a place that's not their strongest and who is ready to push forward."

In fact, Jen said she wears her solo status badge with pride.

"If I'm the emblem of 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it. I can make fun of myself, and I'll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up," she continued. "I not going to ignore the pink elephant in the room."

No Jen, please, don't ignore that pink elephant. And as you sob yourself to sleep each night in your boyfriend-less, husband-less, baby-less giant house, I'm sure you will be filled with a deep level of contentment by the fact that everyone knows you're miserable. I'd give you a hug, but your sadness may be contagious and I'd rather not die alone.

Acting clearly makes Jennifer Aniston excited. Here she is on the set of her new movie, The Bounty, and it's pretty obvious how good she's feeling. That or she just saw a new baby and her hormones are kicking up to 11. I'm pretty sure you could wave a child in Jennifer Aniston's face and she would agree to anything these days. Hey Jen, want to be the lead in my Godzilla sequel? It's called, Godzilla 2: We're Off To See The Lizard. It's a combination monster-fighting movie/Wizard of Oz remake. There's a brand new kid in it for you if you agree? You will? Great, let's get you into pigtails and armor.