Last week, a stripper claimed she slept with Fergie's husband. It was maybe the dumbest thing I'd heard that week, and there were chicks in underwear, so I didn't give it a post. Now though, a new twist has come out - Fergie wished that she was the one sleeping with the stripper... or at least, that's what I got out of her interview.

While her husband finds himself fending off allegations of an affair, Fergie admits now that she's married, having a certain kind of fun with other women isn't allowed.

In a new interview with The Advocate, that appears to have been done before the scandal broke last week where a stripper alleged to various media outlets that she had an affair with Fergie's husband, Josh Duhamel, the Black Eyed Peas powerhouse said she is into girls, but won't go there now that she's married.

"I've been very honest with him from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I've had a lot of fun with women, and I'm not ashamed of it," Fergie said. "The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn't mean I'm allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it's with girls, so there is a rule there."

Fergie also hinted she and Josh previously made a fake sex tape, but there's no chance it will come out like the nude tape did over the summer between Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and KariAnn Peniche.

"No, that's not happening. We're too smart for that. We've done some filming but with no tape in the camera," she said.

Woah, that's what I tell all the chicks I sleep with too! We're so alike, Fergie. Do you then also put the tapes up on IFooledSlashBangedYou.com? If so, we are soul-mates.

Let's take a little quiz called, "What does it take to be a Black Eyed Pea." Is it, A) Talent, B) The ability to sing without running your voice through a computer or, C) All of the above. If you answered any of those, I'm sorry, you couldn't be more wrong. The answer is actually, D) Lots and lots of ecstacy and crystal meth - that is, according to what Fergie told Brittan's Times Newspaper.

"It started with ecstasy. I loved ecstasy. Loved it, loved it. It was great at first, then it just went..." she added making a downward motion with her hand.

And the star, who previously admitted to having a crystal meth problem, said that drug was a hugely detrimental force.

"It ruins you," she told the paper.

Fergie blames some of her past troubles on having been a child star (she starred on "Kid's Incorporated" as a youngster).

"Definitely. What happens when you're a child professional is that you have to be, well, professional. You're taught not to have tantrums, to always people-please," she said. "That's part of how I got into [drugs] later." (Access Hollywood)

I don't know, as a child I was taught to not have tantrums and to always people-please, and I don't have a drug problem. Alcohol isn't a drug, right? Even if I drink tons of it? It's not? See, no drug problem for me.

It's a sad day when the celebrity gossiper becomes the celebrity gossip, but it seems to happen more often than not with Perez Hilton. The dude apparently has a 'beef' with the Black Eyed Peas, and, the way he tells it, their manager coldcocked him. I don't like celebrating Perez Hilton's nonsense, but if he got hit, I'm throwing a parade.

Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." (AP)

If it's no joke, then why is everyone laughing, Perez? Apparently this whole thing stemmed from Hilton calling will.i.am a word that's not so friendly with the gay community (which Perez is proudly part of).

"He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Hilton said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"

See, Perez Hilton spends so much time on the Internet, he forgot in real life you will be hit for using words like that. Usually he's on a chatroom insulting people's mothers, giggling to himself as he takes gel from his hair to jerk himself off. So thank you Mr. Polo, you've done us all a favor. Just remember, I got no 'beef' with you or your group and I don't want no trouble. Not all celebrity bloggers are like Perez... Jonas Brothers, on the other hand, you shut your dirty whoring mouths or I'm backhanding them.

Fergie is the least talented but hottest part of the Black Eyed Peas, which is why she's the most famous. Recently she's been talking about adopting a baby, but suddenly she's changed her mind - hey, that's just the way Fergie is.

"Now, it's all about the Black Eyed Peas," Fergie told People Magazine. "We'll see. At the end of this run that we're doing right now, whatever feels natural and right. I always follow my gut. So, whatever it's going to tell me is going to be right."

Yep, Fergie's a go-go-girl living in a snail's world. She wants you to understand just how awesome she is, right from the moment she gets up.

"I literally wake myself up in the morning and I don't have to have an alarm anymore. I start getting new ideas: somebody I need to call because of a mix that we are doing, or we are performing, an idea that I have visually, for what I'm going to wear, or a crazy hairstyle that I want to do. It's just living and breathing this right now. I think we all are. It's day to day," she said.

Expect in the next few months for Fergie to try to bring back the fauxhawk, drive around only in a rickshaw, create a new line of microwave burritos (called Fergitos), and dropkick a baby. Hey, she's just "living and breathing this right now," it's what she does.