If you were Brad Pitt, and you could have a crazy amount of sex with Angelina Jolie, where do you think the best place would be? I would have said, "anywhere," but apparently they have spots reserved for the right amount of movie-star glamor their lovemaking deserves.

Last week Brad Pitt sent tongues wagging when he told Parade that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is "a great place for sex."

Now, Angelina Jolie says that's not their only secret hideaway.

"Yeah, well, we got a few special places," she told Extra on the red carpet at Pitt's Inglourious Basterds premiere Monday in Hollywood. "You keep it going."

Added Pitt, "It's not true. We have far more comfortable places to go. There is a grotto there. It's an old Hollywood property... just a few minutes that way... and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That's the story. I run with it." (Us Magazine)

You know, I never thought my first stop for celebrity sexcapades would be Parade Magazine. But then again, I never thought these bell bottom jeans would make a comeback, and look at me now! Styling! ... These jeans are making a comeback, right? I'm not just sitting here looking like a douchebag, right? Aw, come on you guys, you said I was cool.

I've included some shots of the couple from the Inglorious Bastards premier. Basically they confirm everything I just said above. Sooooooooooo much sex.

The Brad Pitt suicide watch is officially underway, as Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant once again. Apparently Jolie was feeling threatened by Octomom's crew and decided to add lucky number seven to the Pitt/Jolie clan, including adoptions.

"Yes, Angie is pregnant," a family insider tells Star. "They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."

A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. "She's thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!" But she kept the news from Brad, only telling him when he returned from a trip to New Orleans at the end of March.

Baby number seven couldn't be coming at a better time because, as Star has reported, the duo have been fighting since Angie caught Brad warmly comforting a nanny in February. (Star Magazine)

Yes, this really couldn't be a better time to get pregnant. Everyone knows that the more children you have the easier life gets, and there's no better way to fix a troubled marriage than by adding in the stress of a newborn. The upside is they'll probably have to hire yet another nanny, which will give Brad more options the next time Angie is off filming some movie.

I'm starting to think Brad Pitt cheating on Jennifer Aniston had less to do with Angelina Jolie's sex appeal and more to do with the fact that Aniston sounds like a clingy, controlling nightmare. Star Magazine reports that Twitter may have played a role in John Mayer finally deciding to breakup with Jen once and for all.

A departure from past rumors about not seeing eye-to-eye on family, Star’s source says, “John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back’. Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.”

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out. He took the break-up like a man.”

While I'm sure Aniston calling him "Brad" during sex didn't help matters, I can see this sort of thing being the straw that broke the camel's back. As the slogan goes, an update on Twitter is 126 characters or less, whereas in comparison a phone call with Jennifer Aniston likely involves at least 10 minutes talking about her ex and how she's totally over him. It's like that old saying: show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a man who'd rather be Twittering someone else.

Mentioning Twitter, if you're into that sort of thing, make sure to follow us for hourly updates.

Here's a celebrity news item that will absolutely shock and amaze you: John Mayer has finally broken up with Jennifer Aniston. Marc Malkin of E! Online reports:

A source says the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended sometime within the last week, when Aniston returned from her overseas Marley & Me junket.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour," the source said.

While the reasons behind the split have yet to be revealed, I think we all know what happened. It's one thing for your girlfriend to spend half of every interview she does talking about her ex-husband, but when she asks you to wear a Brad Pitt mask in bed you have to draw the line somewhere.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held Sunday evening and several events that transpired served as a distinct reminder of why in many ways the Globes is a better all-around show than The Academy Awards. Winning a Golden Globe will never come close in terms of status to winning an Academy Award, but at least the event comes off as more of a big industry celebration than a stuffy, pretentious, self-important showcase for Hollywood-types to pat themselves on the back. Particularly in a down economy, no one really wants to see that. Plus, they serve booze all night long so the odds of someone going on stage and saying something crazy are significantly higher.

The best example of why I like the Globes was Mickey Rourke winning Best Actor in a Dramatic Motion Picture for his role in The Wrestler. Has there ever been a winner any less Hollywood than this guy? The fact that his life has taken some rough turns over the past 20 years has been well-documented, so to see someone who was essentially out of the business get up there on stage was a truly great moment. And the fact that he actually thanked his dogs for being his only friends during his lonely times is really all you need to know. Maybe they'll prove me wrong in a few weeks, but I just don't see the Academy giving a statue to a guy like Rourke.

Some of the other memorable moments from the night include:

- Sacha Baron Cohen talking about how the economy has even taken its toll on the affluent in Hollywood, mentioning that Madonna had to let one of her personal assistants go. "Sorry Guy Richie." The crowd reaction was a mix of stifled laughter and grins, which basically shows how close to home Cohen came with that joke.

- After winning another award for 30 Rock, Tina Fey spoke about how she appreciates what a great year she's had and how those people on the internet (read: nasty blog commenters) can "suck it."

- Mad Men winning the award for Best TV Show (Drama) for the second year in a row. One thing I've always appreciated about The Hollywood Foreign Press is how they're not afraid to give the same show or person awards in back-to-back years, while if someone wins an Oscar one year and gets nominated the next year, you know there's no chance in hell they'll win again. I also believe that a TV show winning a Golden Globe is the highest honor. I refuse to take The Emmy Awards seriously given that their sole purpose is to cover television and they never even nominated The Wire, not once.

- Ricky Gervais mentioning to Kate Winslet how he told her all she had to do to finally win an award was a Holocaust movie.

In an interview with W magazine, Brad Pitt kept the Jen vs. Angelina train rolling by continuing to comment on a story that really needs to just go away once and for all.

In November Jennifer Aniston told a journalist that an earlier comment from Jolie—that she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and so the film “might mean something more than we’d earlier allowed ourselves to believe”—was “uncool,” because Aniston and Pitt were still married during filming. “Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.”

A few sentences into the next topic, though, Pitt circles back to defend Jolie’s honor. “What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

When Pitt says the whole feud is "so created," he's completely right: it was created by him and then perpetuated by his current wife for talking about when they met in an interview with a major publication. What the hell did he expect? Don't start blaming writers and magazines for the words that come out of your own mouths.

On another note, as someone who had to actually sit through Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I'd appreciate it if Brad and Angelina would stop referring lovingly to their experience on the set of that cinematic travesty and talking about how special it will be for their children to watch. Maybe if they had spent a little more time reading over the script and a little less time hooking up it wouldn't have been such a bloated piece of Hollywood shit. One day their children will sit down and watch it and gently attempt to tell their parents they should never work together again.

After her recent but not exactly shocking admission that she hooked up with Brad Pitt while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie is reportedly afraid of a major bitch slap from karma. Star Magazine reports that Angie is extremely jealous over Brad Pitt's behavior around his newly single co-star Diane Kruger on the set of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds...

Star has learned that Angie is burning up with jealousy over Brad's pretty new costar. And Brad hasn't exactly been acting like a father of six in a committed relationship while whooping it up in Berlin!

Angie is livid, sources say, over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglorious Basterds. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together," an insider tells Star. "Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."

Hearing this news will no doubt make Jennifer Aniston the happiest person on the planet today; perhaps that Angelina voodoo doll she's been sticking every day is finally starting to work its magic.

Seriously, though, there's no way you can feel bad for Jolie; despite all of her charity work and the good things she does, she deserves every bit of this, not to mention her and Brad aren't technically married. Not that it matters when you have children together.

I can't see why she'd possibly be jealous of Diane Kruger - she was only cast as Helen of freakin' Troy in her breakout role, which if you'll recall also starred Brad Pitt. Word is back when they filmed Troy together Jennifer Aniston was nervous about her husband's beautiful co-star too. But Jolie should just relax, it's not like Pitt has a history of cheating on his significant other while off filming a movie... oh wait, right.

Here's the lovely Diane Kruger from the German edition of GQ Magazine...