As a celebrity blogger, I pretty much believe every rumor is true. What's that you say? Madonna is actually half-man, half-goat? She sure is. Still, I'm done with ones about David Hasselfoff. TMZ was reporting that he was suffering from alcohol poising, but later revealed that he actually had an ear infection.

After reports surfaced late on Sunday claiming that David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital Sunday night for alleged excessive drinking, a source close to the actor tells Access Hollywood an ear infection is to blame.

Early Monday, TMZ reported that Hasselhoff's 17-year-old daughter, Hayley Hasselhoff, became alarmed about her father's alleged drinking and called her mother, Pamela Bach, claiming that the "America's Got Talent" judge was extremely drunk. A friend of Pamela's then reportedly called 911 and paramedics came to Hasselhoff's home in Encino, Calif., and took the actor to the hospital.

But now, a source close to the 57-year-old actor tells Access Hollywood that Hasslehoff is suffering from an ear infection.

The source told Access that he is taking the antihistamine Antivert and is also taking Antabuse, a drug used to prevent alcohol abuse. The source said the combination of the two medications caused problems with his equilibrium.

The source confirmed that Hasselhoff took himself to the hospital, but for treatment related to his ear infection and not drinking. He was released less than an hour after being treated.

But something about this didn't sit right with me, and in fact, I covered this EXACT SAME STORY in May. Same rumor, same people, same stupid (I even used the same pic). So David Hasselhoff, I am done with your gossip. Finished. Someone could give me pictures of you in a love triangle with Britney Spears and that green Muppet from Sesame Street and I would say, uh uh, no more, I am over you... I mean, unless you get drunk and roll around on the floor again. I'd be all over that.

Did you know alcohol can actually be bad for you? Well, David Hasselhoff sure does. The former Baywatch star was taken to an L.A. hospital after suffering alcohol poisoning Saturday, RadarOnline.com reports. His daughter Hayley found him unconscious on the floor of his home and then his estranged ex-wife, actress Pamela Bach, drove him to the hospital. He is now recovering.

"He barely breathing when they got him to the hospital," a source said. "This is about the seventh time hes been taken to a hospital over the last few years with alcohol poisoning."

How has no one stepped up to help this dude? The whole world saw that insane video where he rolls around the floor drunk, eating a hamburger. Clearly he's got a problem. Go ahead, re-watch it, you'll see how bad it is. But be warned, the first one who laughs at a psychological problem like alcoholism goes straight to hell. I mean it. I don't care how hilarious it is watching him shirtless, mumbling curses and taking huge monster bites of his burger while laying on the floor. It's not... ok, now I'm laughing too. One way ticket to hell, please.