Julia Roberts has played a whore, but I didn't know she spoke like one too. The pretty woman gave a tribute to Tom Hanks at an event honoring the actor, and let's just say she didn't use her G-rated voice.
"Listen, I had lunch today with Rita (Wilson, Hanks' wife), and her t--s were here (motioned high) and her waist was here (motioned small) and her a-- was like that (motioned high), so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f--k?" (Daily News)
She also had no problem making fun of Hank's bad movies.
Of Hanks' 2004 flick Ladykillers, she said, "I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair ... I didn't even know what the f--k that movie was about!"
And of course, she ended on a nice note, complete with one more awesome f-bomb.
"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," Roberts began. "So Tom, everybody f-----g likes you. All my bits are gone."
I always like it when celebrities swear, it's as if they're on the same low-class level as me. It also means that they're OK with hearing the words. Next time I see Julia Roberts, I'm gonna be all like, "Great f-----g t--s, Julia!" I'm assuming she'll thank me.
If you woke up today and said, "Man, I wish, just for once, I could see blurry photos of Julia Roberts shooting a movie in a bikini," then today's your lucky day! ... Of course, if you're like everyone else in the world and don't care about another wide-mouthed role in a romantic comedy where Julia learns a lesson about being a mother and a woman, then, um, hey look it's Javier Bardem. Everyone likes Javier Bardem. Once again, Javier Bardem saves the day...until Julia Roberts eats him whole in one bite. 
