Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester sure look cozy together in the back of that limo (make sure to click the photo for the larger version). Between this and those pictures for Rolling Stone last March, these two really need to do more photo shoots together because they seem to have the whole straight-girl lesbian fantasy thing nailed. Anyway, time for some links...

No one told Tony Danza he's not a big star anymore - FunnyHub.com

Lindsay Lohan is trying to be Marilyn Monroe again - The Superficial

The Fishnet, Faux Lesbian Battle: Lady Gaga Vs Katy Perry - Celebrity Odor

V Magazine did a swimsuit issue, sort of - On 205th Magazine

Cassie had some private photos leaked or hacked - WWTDD.com

Jessica Simpson got all air-brushed for Vanity Fair - IDLYITW

A new office etiquette instruction manual - Holy Taco

Lady GaGa gives a concert crowd quite a treat - Mr. Feature

Corpse Art or Medical Porn? - Asylum.com

The only way this photo of Scarlett Johansson could be any sexier is if she took the bottle from the top. It's obviously an outtake from her ad campaign for Moet & Chandon, which you may recall was full of equally phallic (or climatic) imagery. Advertising is awesome.

Kim Kardashian is still talking about her curvy body - Celebrity Odor

Two kids run around the base paths and have a collision at home plate - Online Sports Report

With swine flu spreading like wild fire, turn to Hollywood and Outbreak - Holy Taco

Kelly McGillis from Top Gun is a lesbian now - WWTDD.com

Vanessa Hudgens shows up to an event in West Hollywood looking hot - Popoholic

Diora Baird is looking pretty good in the latest issue of FHM - Egotastic!

This is the most honest wedding cake of all time - FunnyHub.com

Thief uses a garbage truck as a getaway vehicle - Asylum.com

Bar Rafaeli does something and looks good doing it - On 205th Magazine

Paris Hilton's purse strap makes photo captioning easy - The Superficial

FHM Magazine recently named British WAG Cheryl Tweedy (a.k.a. Cheryl Cole) as the sexiest woman in the world. A nice choice and it's amazing we've never featured Cheryl on this site before. On the other hand, FHM readers also named Britney Spears #4, so clearly methamphetamine use is out-of-control in the UK. Either that or they've jumped through time like the characters in LOST and are currently stuck back in 2001 when Britney was actually hot. Whatever, time for the links...

Remember Estella Warren? She's still around and still looks hot - Popoholic

I've never heard of Roxanne McKee but she looks good in her underwear - Holy Taco

Three sexy bikini-clad girls and one handsy chimpanzee - FunnyHub

Hugh Hefner wants Holly Madison back - Celebrity Odor

Jessica Alba gets extra busty for an appearance on Leno - Hollywood Chaos

Is that Lindsay Lohan or Gollum? - WWTDD.com

Some hot Hungarian babe on the cover of ELLE - On 205th Magazine

Someone is actually giving Paris Hilton a respectable award? - The Superficial

Octomom was a stripper named Angelina? - IDLYITW

99 pictures of smoking hot Hooters' girls - Manofest

Megan Fox was photographed on the set of her latest film, Johah Hex, dressed like a prostitute from the old wild west. I'm fairly sure if Ms. Fox decides to switch careers she'll be able to charge a pretty penny for her services. Click here for the full gallery.

Anyway, this is as good of a time as any for some links to a few random celebrity items and other random web links...

Katy Perry wears a bikini at the beach in Barbados while hanging with Rihanna and the pictures are surprisingly disappointing - On 205th Magazine

Salma Hayek's e-mail account got hacked and screenshots were posted publicly - Celebrity Odor

Marisa Miller hosted an event at The Mirage in Las Vegas and showed off some serious cleavage and her killer legs - Popoholic

It's MILF Monday with Vanessa Marcil - Holy Taco

Kim Kardashian attempts to do the Beyonce makeover look by dying her hair blonde and fails miserably - WWTDD.com

Britney Spears is an aspiring gardener of sorts - The Superficial

The Top 10 Most Insightful Movie Quotes About Women - Asylum.com

This cat fight between two women while shopping in the lingerie department doesn't turn out to be nearly as sexy as it sounds - FunnyHub.com

This photograph of the rarely exposed Emmy Rossum in a bikini was supposedly taken three years ago for In Style magazine, but I've never seen it before now. Click the photo for the larger version.

Celebrities respond to an anti-gay marriage commercial with a video of their own - Celebrity Odor

Serbian tennis babe Ana Ivanovic was photographed working on her game in Florida and looks pretty good in those short shorts - Online Sports Report

Kelly Brook hits the town and shows off some major cleavage - On 205th

Being a mom certainly hasn't stopped Jessica Alba from looking hot wherever she goes - Popoholic

6 action figures adults can relate to - Holy Taco

Audrina Patridge from The Hills does an ad for PETA - The Superficial

A reporter covering a hockey game forgot that he was filming live instead of taping for use later - FunnyHub

Miley Cyrus showed up to the London premiere for her movie dressed like Barbara Bush - WWTDD.com

Matthew McConaughey may be in horrible movies, but they always star at least one hot actress. Here are the top 10 - Manofest

Mel Gibson's real Oksana girlfriend posed in her underwear - Asylum.com

Amanda Bynes showed up to the Los Angeles premiere for 17 Again and you probably won't be surprised that she wore a short dress that showed off her legs. I'm fairly sure at this point that Amanda doesn't own any clothing that actually covers her legs - not that I'm complaining. Click here for the full gallery.

A high school cheerleader coach was fired from her job after it was revealed she posed nude for Playboy.com's Cyber Girl of the Week - Online Sports Report

Alyssa Milano has moved on from hawking her baseball book to trying to sell NBA merchandise - On 205th Magazine

Heidi Montag is still trying to be a pop star and continues to butcher every lyric that comes off her lips - Celebrity Odor

The Ultimate Butterface Test, because you know you were wondering what Clint Eastwood's face would look like on a hot bikini body - Holy Taco

I have no idea who Zoe Saldana is, but she looks pretty darn good in the latest issue of Esquire magazine - Popoholic

It's like 2007 all over again, as Paris Hilton seems to have forgotten how to exit a vehicle without flashing her goods - WWTDD.com

Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her one-time experience with a frenemy - The Superficial

Alessandra Ambrosio is looking good in some random foreign magazine - Egotastic!

I like a tasty Mint Julep as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure if I went to the Kentucky Derby I'd want to drop a grand on one - Asylum.com

The final hot college girl showdown came down to a matchup between Penn State and the U of Delaware - College Humor

It's official: Andy Roddick and his smoking hot new wife Brooklyn Decker have tied the knot - The Big Lead

Scarlett Johansson was not pleased by the way various magazines and gossip sites responded to her new toned body, so she wrote an article for The Huffington Post to respond. Basically, she's pissed that they reported she lost 14 pounds because she didn't have that much weight to lose to begin with, and she was also offended by the insinuation of her being on some special diet as opposed to merely eating healthy balanced meals and exercising more.

In case you're wondering, the above picture is from a photo shoot Scarlett did a while back for Allure magazine, but it's a much higher quality image than before (click the photo for the high resolution version). Anyway, here are some links to other celebrity shenanigans, only some of which Scarlett would approve...

Andy Roddick is taking model Brooklyn Decker off the market this weekend - Online Sports Report

Eliza Dushku shows off some cleavage at a Dollhouse event - Celebrity Odor

Paris Hilton realizes a bra is pretty much pointless - The Superficial

It took Matthew McConaughey a while to get a hang of the female anatomy - WWTDD.com

In 1998 Norm MacDonald hosted the ESPY Awards and his opening monologue killed - Funny Hub

Facebook Relationship Etiquette, 50's style - Asylum.com

A new trailer for Quentin Tarrantino's Inglourious Basterds - Popoholic

A tribute to hot girls sucking on lollypops - Holy Taco