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Last week it came out that Ex-Miss California and Religious-Weirdo Carrie Prejean made one 45 sex-tapes and then felt bad about it. Well, she's going to feel a hell of a lot worse after learning her brother will most likely watch them. (If he'd do it while wearing clothing was not actually addresses in the interview, but the answer is, "No").
In an exclusive report, RadarOnline.com’s investigation revealed that there are eight sex tapes and that there is solid proof that she was over 18 when she made them and took nude pictures.
Prejean's lawyers, in carefully worded statements, have indicated she may have been underage at the time some of the photos were taken – a fact that would likely prevent every media outlet from running the photos. While that’s good legal strategy, it does not accurately reflect the facts, a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
Even Prejean’s brother Billy seems unsure about how old she was when the tapes were shot. “She was 19 years old,” he said at first. “Or 17 years old,” he corrected himself and then continued with the family statement: “Whatever, she was a teenager.”
When asked what Carrie could possibly do to verify she was under 18 when she filmed the tapes and took the nude photos, Billy told RadarOnline.com, “I don’t know how she can prove it.”
Billy did come to his sister’s defense once again:“It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think people should move on.”
Still, even he admits that he would watch the tapes if they were published: “If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.”
Sure, there's no better way to spend an afternoon then watch your sister get nailed on low-quality cellphone camera footage. And there's also nothing wrong it morally. Do you see, "Thou Shall Not Fantasize About Banging Thy Sister," on the list of The 10 Commandments? Nope, so you're in the clear Billy. Have fun.
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I thought Christmas came earlier when I learned holier-than-thou Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean made a sex tape. Today I learned it came eight times...which may actually make it Hanukkah.
A RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more "biggest mistakes" of her life - all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.
In her newly released book Carrie wrote, "God gave us our bodies, and it's perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast."
Other words that God made our body: "cheap," "easy," "hypocritical," "skanky" and "daffodil." Not sure about that last one, but hey, He's God.
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There are a lot of things that the Bible frowns upon: killing (without God's approval), eating meat on a Friday, gay marriage, having more than two animals on a boat, rational thinking - but fake boobs? Fake boobs are OK, according to former Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Hey, this bible stuff may be ok after all.
Carrie Prejean is just carrying out God's plan, she tells Christianity Today in an interview that fails to address her solo sex tape--the topic that nearly caused her to walk off 'Larry King Live' Wednesday night.
She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can't be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers. Then she breaks down her conversion time line in a way that refutes her ex-boyfriend's claim that she sent him the masturbation tape when she was 20, not 17 as she has stated. (She also take about her fake breasts).
"No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants," she said. (Huffington Post)
That's true. It also doesn't say you shouldn't take off your top and dance around for me. So you should get right on that... you know, for Jesus.
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I'm not sure why it's sexual-fetish day at Celebrity Milkshake, but hey, I'm not one to look a gift whore in the mouth.
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean and The Miss California Organization have dropped their respective lawsuits. Why? Well, it turns out that Carrie just didn't do risque photos in her past - she also did risque videos... Hardcore nasty risque videos.
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement. (TMZ)
Well, Carrie, you always have a career in porn. And hey, look, you've got better boobs now. See, you're not worthless after all.
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Remember when Donald Trump told Miss California winner and gay-hating Carrie Prejean that she could keep her crown? Those were the good days, apparently. Yesterday she was fired from that job. It's too bad a beauty queen isn't removed from her throne the way other queens are - I would have enjoyed a good beheading.
Miss California USA Executive Director Keith Lewis said in a statement that Prejean was fired from her post "based solely on contract violations including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA Organization." (AccessHollywood.com)
Carrie went on The Billy Bush Show, where he broke the news that she'd been fired. Carrie did the responsible thing, of course, and blamed everyone but herself.
"That's the first that I've heard of it Billy," Prejean said of her firing. "It's just because of my answer, I think. None of this would be happening right now if I just said, 'Yeah, gays should get married. You're right Perez Hilton."
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Can you tell I love the Miss California nonsense? God, do I ever. It's hilarious on so many levels. I kind of wish they'd chosen Carrie Prejean as Miss USA; I think she perfectly represents the insanity of this country.
Still, while Carrie has no shame, literally, it turns out someone involved actually does. Shanna Moakler, director of the Miss California pageant, quit yesterday because she couldn't stand what was going on.
"Since the press conference, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization," the former model and Miss USA said. "I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams." (Usmagazine.com)
I don't know why she's apologizing, she's the best role model of them all. I finally have someone to respect. Personally, I think she quit because Donald Trump got involved with her business. When he appears, you know it's time to get off that sinking ship - women and children first! The dude's a millionaire who filed for bankruptcy. That's just messed up.
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Turns out we're not done with Carrie "I Want To Represent America, Also Screw The Gays" Prejean, the controversy causing Miss California. In a press conference yesterday, Donald Trump, who apparently owns the Miss USA pageant (who knew?), said that Carrie would keep her crown.
Carrie's stupidity was first shown when she answered a question about gay marriage in a wonderfully idiotic way - she answered truthfully and not what the judges wanted to hear. Trump addressed this:
"We had a little bit of a dilemma with Carrie, who is here, who is lovely and who gave a very very honest answer when asked a very tough question at the recent pageant. It's the same answer that the President of the United States gave. It's the same answer that many people gave, and at the same time it was a controversial question," Trump said. "It was a tough question it was probably a fair question because it's asked of many people and I've often said it, if her beauty wasn't so great nobody really would have cared. But that's not the way it worked out, so she gave an honorable answer, she gave an answer from her heart and I think for that she has to be commended."
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