Brooke Shields and Jim Belushi were in a minor plane accident together. Wait, both of them were on the same airplane? I didn't know there was a has-been convention in town.

The incident occurred just after 5 PM on Friday when a plane carrying the two actors, who were attending a private event at Hearst Castle in San Simeon, Calif., landed safely at the estate's private landing strip.

San Luis Obispo Sheriff's Department PIO Rob Bryn told Access the pilot did not set the plane's parking brake and the Cessna 421B plane rolled into a parked rental car while Brooke and Jim were still on the plane.

"No one was ever in any danger," Officer Bryn told Access. A rep for Brooke told Access, she's happy no one was injured in the incident. "It was an unfortunate accident but thankfully everyone is fine," the rep said. The parked car sustained the majority of the damage. (Access Hollywood)

My god, what if they had both died! Can you imagine the tears, the heartbreak, the mourning? Yeah...neither can I. Oh well, on with life.

Man, sometimes people say the stupidest things - you know, the stuff that you hear and automatically go, "Wait? What!" Brooke Shields pulls this off in a recent Entertainment Weekly interview. Brooke said that when she was younger, she had major self-esteem issues and it kept her from partaking in a particular nighttime activity until way late.

"I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22," she said. "I had the public and this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning, when it was sort of OK. I think I could have been much more in touch with myself."

Now remember, this is the same girl who started doing nude scenes at age 11. There's no way she waited until her 20s to have sex, no way. That would be like me saying, "Man, I never ate 12 tacos in one sitting at Taco Bell until I was out of puberty." Look, I may regret it and wish I could change it, but that doesn't make it any less true.

Here's a weird story that's circumnavigating it's way around the world wide web. I guess Kiefer Sutherland was upset about something Brooke Shields had/has not done, so he attacked designer Jack McCollough... WITH HIS FACE!

(This weekend), the biggest event of the NYC social calendar, the MET Ball (was held) but the REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose… Mary-Kate Olsen, and Kirsten Dunst were looking on... the actor apparently was upset over Brooke Shields. (guestofaguest.com)

That all sounds kind of insane. I'm sure the truth of the situation will come out soon. Still, it's awesome to think about. I would pay good money to see Kiefer Sutherland head-butt a dude, whether he deserved it or not. Hell, I'd pay good money to BE headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland. That's a story you would one day tell your grandchildren.

In the early 80's, while all men in the country were awkwardly lusting over jail bait Brook Shields, she apparently did not feel the same about her body.

"(In my early career days) I didn't want to (look in the mirror). What if I didn't like what I saw?" she told More Magazine in it's May issue. "What if I didn't look like I did in the magazines?"

Over the years though, she's gotten better... at least a little.

"Suddenly I realized how good (my body) had been to me over the years," she said. "(Still), people say, 'I love my wrinkles.' I don't love my wrinkles – come on!"

A model with self-image problems? Get out of town! Next you'll be telling me that clowns are actually the saddest people, politicians are not as moral as their commercials make them out to be, and that my mother is obligated to tell me I'm the most special person in the whole world. But really, I'm glad that Brook's body-issues were only contained to not looking in mirrors, instead of, say, acting out sexually at an extremely young age by being part of a Martin Scorsee naked rape scene or posing lewdly for Calvin Klein before she turned 15. Now that would have been a real problem. Good thing it was only the mirror thing.