Maxim's Annual Hot 100 List is coming out later this week, but they've thrown out some teasers for your enjoyment. This year's number one: Olivia Wilde, the bisexual doctor on House. Mmmhmm, clearly her wild side has been hidden behind lab coats and yearly checkups. I would go out of my way to get a prostate exam from her - not because she's hot, but because she has chubby fingers that I think would be good for the process. That's what we're all looking at here, right? Her fingers? Yeah, hot.

The rest of the list isn't too shabby either:

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dusku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Maxim, you've once again proven you're the best list maker in the country. Now please, rate the top songs of the 1990s - VH1 keeps screwing it up.

Actress Jordana Brewster posed for Maxim magazine for their May 2009 issue (the one with Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover) and the pictures are predictably nice to look at. When Jordana starred in The Fast and the Furious back in 2001, I figured she'd start showing up in lots of movies after the film became a monster summer hit, but her career never really went anywhere. Eight years later and she's right back where she started in the 4th movie of the series, this one not-so-cleverly called Fast & Furious.