Look, I didn't want to accept that the prettier you are, the stupider you get, but there are attractive idiots everywhere that just force me to believe.

Model and actress Angie Everhart was arrested in April 2008 after failing a sobriety test in LA. She was supposed to be in court last Monday to pay a $50 drunk driving fine, but decided just not to go. So this week a judge issued a bench warrant for her arrest and and revoked her probation.

Oh come on, it was $50! She could have taken off her top on the way to court and someone would have thrown her the money. I'll never understand why she didn't just show up, utter an apology, and go back into her good looking world full of good looking people. If I ever saw her, I would walk straight up to her, look her in the eyes and go, Wow, you're hot. And then go to the judge and pay her fine. That would show her. I know, I'm part of the problem.