On Wednesday I talked about a rumor that Kanye West was going to rehab for alcoholism as soon as his tour with Lady GaGa was over. I pretty much dismissed it as stupid, since Kanye hasn't openly said anything about it. Now though, Kanye and GaGa's tour has been canceled without any explanation. Hmmmm, maybe Kanye does have a problem...you know, besides all those other ones we already knew about.

Just days performance dates were announced, a joint tour with Kanye West and Lady Gaga has been canceled.

Live Nation made the announcement Thursday but did not offer any explanation, according to the Associated Press.

The tour -- titled "Fame Kills" -- had been in the works for months and was set to kick off next month, on Nov. 10 in Phoenix and it was planned to run through at least January.

I don't know what we did to you to make you angry, Kanye, but we're sorry. Come on man, we don't deserve this. Now you're not touring and maybe going to rehab, so we won't get anymore of your shenanigans, which are insane and fun, and you're not taking GaGa on tour, so we have to deal with more of her shenanigans, which are disturbing and awful. Be cool Kanye, don't do this to us. Please!

Lady GaGa performed at the launch of V61, hosted by V Magazine, in this insane near-naked sun costume. I like it. Seriously, it may be the most fitting one she's ever picked. Look at the facts: GaGa's sure the Earth revolves around her, she perpetually has our attention although she's actually full of only hot air and gas, and scientists predict that she may soon explode... I may or may not have paid off a group of scientists to predict that. Still, it's true now. You can't fight science, that's a fact.

Lady GaGa has been associated with a lot of messed up things - vampires, Muppets, Perez Hilton - but this one may top them all for weirdness.

Lady GaGa is known for her chart-topping pop songs and unusual stage attire but she's managed to shock fans again, teaming up with Michael Bolton.

Access Hollywood has confirmed that GaGa has co-written a ballad with the adult-contemporary singer, expected to land on his upcoming album, "One World Love," which is due out later this month. According to MTV News, the song is called "Murder My Heart."

GaGa may now be an international sensation, but the "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" singer apparently met her before she was famous.

"I was taking a break from production when my manager and the label tag-teamed me on the phone about writing with a young artist named 'Lady GaGa' who I had never heard of but they were raving about," Bolton recounted to London's Metro newspaper. "They said that she was a huge fan of mine and wanted to write with me."

Bolton was provided with a copy of her tunes and was quickly swept up in GaGa fever.

"No one I knew had heard of her," he continued. "Less than a minute into 'Just Dance,' I thought, 'This CD is gonna be huge,'" he said.

And Bolton revealed he predicted GaGa was about to go global.

"When I met her in the studio later that night, I realized she was not only about to have a big hit record but GaGa was a superstar about to launch -- energy was so high and her focus excited me," he said. "She reminded me of a young Madonna -- with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing."

"They also had that same dead behind the eyes look, like, they're staring at you, but really, their soul is slowly withering away. That was familiar," Bolton continued. "Also, the massive amount of coke."

I've included shots of Lady GaGa from the upcoming issue of V Magazine, and they're still less weird then her teaming up with Bolton.

Lady GaGa is trying to swallow you whole, but no, not with her mouth. Here she is performing at the V Festival in England and it's pretty clear there were no survivors.

Ps. There has been a lot of talk recently about Lady GaGa being a hermaphrodite. This pretty much squashes all those rumors, but at what cost...at what cost.

Lady GaGa travels in style - that is, if your sense of style is one of a deranged Twilight junkie-idiot. She flew into Heathrow Airport yesterday wearing a thong, leather jacket and vampire teeth. Oh, I get it now, I'm not allowed to bring on toothpaste because it could be a weapon, but she's allowed on the plane. No, I don't mean with the teeth, I just mean in general - seriously, a few hours stuck with her is absolutely more deadly than any poison or knife I know of. Ugh.

Listen up Germany. I know you're not happy with us for sending over Lady GaGa, especially when she walks around in just her underwear, harassing your people. But really, you've been a dick in the past. A serious dick. I know you've apologized, but really, it's not enough, so deal with it. Just smile and take some photos with the girl and it will all be over soon enough. Lord know we put up with her most of the time, you can take her off our back for a little while. When she's gone, we can have a BBQ together or something ... yes, yes, I'll make some bratwurst. Jeez.

When I was little, I loved The Muppet Show. Hell, I still do. The weird creatures, the crazy music, the zany things they did each week - It was wonderful. Why, then, do I hate all of those same things when they're associated with Lady GaGa? Why does she torture me like this? And now she's trying to destroy those precious memories by wearing a Muppet's head as clothing. That's not clothing. That's not clothing at all! *Sobs*