It's naked chick day on Celebrity Milkshake! Let's throw a party! We can invite...um...uh...well, let's stick to the naked chicks, shall we? Here are some shots of Rihanna in the latest issue of GQ Magazine. Wow, is the magazine industry really doing so badly that they have to rely on naked chicks grabbing their crotches to sell copies? If so...then why the hell didn't magazines fall apart ages ago? Is this what we have been missing? Terrible economy, I could kiss you.

Rihanna went on the radio the other day and said she would love for Internet-whore Tila Tequilla to shut the hell up. Tila Tequilla, who can't hear her own name without orgasming, was not happy about this and wrote on her blog that Rihanna has herpes. Yeah, she's a classy lady.

It looks like Rihanna's wish didn't come true! After the singer, 21, joked during an radio interview that if she could "turn off" any famous person with a remote control it would be Tila Tequila, it seems she only raised the reality star's volume.

Tequila, 28, took to her blog and to Twitter on Friday to publicly bash Rihanna.

"I'm sorry girlfriend, but you were cool until you decided to open up your mouth about me so I have no choice," Tequila writes. "Everyone in the entertainment industry knows, you just do not f--- with Tila Tequila and think you can get away with it!"

Tequila then continues to bash the singer -- whom she says she had hoped would have been supportive of her as they both were victims of domestic abuse -- by claiming she has herpes:

"So while you cascade around town, acting like yo s--- don't stink, and leading the media and your fans into thinking that you are a strong woman, and idol, well...it's a shame you had to trick them into thinking you are, because truth is, you're ruining other people's lives, infecting people with your STDs, and walking around getting praised and loving the sympathy, when really, in real life you are just a major b---h who could give two s---s about your fans and all the people who have been supporting you! Including myself!" she writes. "You don't even acknowledge your fans, you know, the people who got you famous?"

She concludes her lengthy post by saying that she's upset that by calling Rihanna out "Jay-Z, Kanye [West], Beyonce or whoever else is on your team is gonna hate me" and by showing her "love" for Chris Brown.

"I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I'm definitely on Team Chris now!" she writes. "Go Chris! You can make your comeback, and I fully support you!" (Us Magazine)

Here is the official list of teams Tila Tequilla is now on: baby rapists, Hitler, Satan, nun beaters, kitten kickers, puppy punchers, your mom, dentists, evil dentists and now dudes who smack chicks. Man, can this girl be my bff forev?!

Not only is Rihanna hot and naked and taking photos of herself while being hot and naked, she's also encouraging other girls to do the same. I think we've just found the new voice of our generation.

Rihanna says she's all for women taking naked photos of themselves while they are in their prime.

"In 20 years, you'll regret it if you didn't," Rihanna laughed during an interview with KIIS FM's "On Air With Ryan Seacrest" on Tuesday.

The pop singer, who just released her new album, "Rated R," last week, also confirmed reports that her pool man has seen her naked.

"Oh my God! These are all true [rumors]," she told Ryan. "I don't like, flaunt my stuff to him. I just have no idea what day it is ever, so I never remember what day he comes and I'm always just walking around my house."

The 21-year-old superstar said she likes to relax when she gets to her home in Los Angeles, but doesn't often pay attention to the date that the pool cleaner is scheduled for a visit.

"He comes one day a week. I'm never in LA so when I come, I'm not thinking, 'There's a pool guy that's going to come,'" she said. "[I'm come in], let me go to the refrigerator, grab a bottle of coconut water and then I turn around and it's like, Frozen. Freeze."

I only have one thing to say about this: Chris Brown, I'm going to punch you so hard in the face. That is all.

Who says celebrity abuse has to be a public thing? Not Chris Brown, that's for sure. He thinks Rihanna should have done the right thing and kept her mouth shut after he smacked it.

Chris Brown has something to say about ex-girlfriend Rihanna's revealing interview with ABC's Diane Sawyer, in which the singer spoke frankly about the Feb. 8 incident in which he assaulted her.

"While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of February 8," Brown says in a statement to MTV News, "I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us."

In the Diane Sawyer interview, Rihanna said that Brown, 20, put her in a headlock twice and bit her on the ear and fingers. "He had no soul in his eyes," Rihanna, 21, told Sawyer. "He was clearly blacked out."

And the singer -- whose new album Rated R drops later this month -- explained why she is speaking so publicly. "I knew I had to do this in order to move on for me and in order for my fans to move on . . . I don't want that five years from now every time they see Rihanna, they think of Chris Brown beating me. That's not who I am."

She also wishes her ex well in the interview.

In his statement today, Brown continued, "I do appreciate [Rihanna's] support and wish her the best. I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions . . . Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God."

Well of course Chris is leaving it to God. I mean, have you read The Bible? It's all, "Women did this evil thing" or, "Women are that type of whore." If God had his way, he would have smacked the whole lot of them. Now, Chris Brown isn't comparing himself to Jesus, per say, but they both do wear sandals ...so, if you want to make that leap yourself, go right ahead.

Larry King put out promos yesterday for a Wednesday interview with Chris Brown, where the singer is dressed up as a penis (seriously dude, what's with the bow-tie?) In one of them, Chris states he doesn't remember smack smack smacking Rihanna. Of course that's not what he meant, the singer later said in a statement. Larry tricked him by asking the question over and over. Yep, because, as everyone knows, the more times you get asked a question, the harder it is to remember the correct answer. That makes perfect sense, right?

On Monday, CNN released clips, which show the "Larry King Live" host asking Brown, "Do you remember doing it?" referring to the beating of his then-girlfriend Rihanna in the early hours of February 8. Brown is heard in the clip replying, "No."

But in a statement issued to People on Monday, the singer said during the interview with King, which was attended by his attorney, Mark Geragos, and his mother, Joyce Hawkins, "That question was asked something like four or five times."

"When you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said," Brown said in his statement to the mag regarding his "no" answer.

"The first four times - or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer - which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time - or whatever it was - I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No,'" Brown's statement continued.

Brown added that he does indeed remember the incident that sent Rihanna to the hospital; however, he also referred to it as "a blur."

"Of course, I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur," his statement continued. "And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am." (Access Hollywood)

I'm going to have to agree with Chris here, I'm pretty sure it'd be hard to forget something like smacking around Rihanna. Also, why was Larry King asking this ridiculous question in the first place, especially multiple times? "Do you regret it?" or "Do you know why you did it?," would have been fine, but "Do you remember it?" is ridiculousness. Maybe 75-year-old Larry kept asking because he couldn't remember the event. In fact, their full conversation may have gone something like this:

Larry: So Chris, it's good for you to be here. Tell me about that night.
Chris: Thanks Larry. Well...
Larry: Hold up, refresh my memory. What happened that night?
Chris: Larry, that night was...
Larry: Which night?
Chris: The night of the incident.
Larry: What incident.
Chris: The one with Rihanna.
Larry: Who?
Chris: Rihanna.
Larry: That's great. We're going to go to commercials now, but when we come back, we're going to bring out singer Chris Brown who will talk to us about rice cakes, I think.

Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for smack smack smacking around his former girlfriend Rihanna. He got five years' probation, six months' community labor and was ordered to stay away from the girl for the next five years - that's probably a good thing since apparently this isn't the first time he played connect the dots using his fists and Rihanna's face instead of any kind of dots.

According to a probation officer's report filed with the court for Brown's sentencing, the incidents "related to domestic violence."

The first incident allegedly occurred in Europe three months earlier when Brown and Rihanna were in a "verbal dispute." She slapped him, and Brown responded by shoving her into a wall, the report stated.

Just three weeks before his February arrest for beating and threatening his ex-girlfriend after the Grammy Awards, the former couple was in Rihanna's native Barbados. While driving, they had an argument. According to the report, Brown got out and broke both the driver's and front passenger side windows. No one was injured, and the incident was not reported to authorities. (AP)

Holy crap, I hope that community labor happens in the most relaxing place ever. Otherwise, he'll be doing something like picking up garbage on the side of the road, accidentally stub his toe and pull out his 9mm and begin shooting at every car on the freeway. Don't worry, he'll later make up for it by apologizing in a Youtube video.

A little while ago, Rihanna wore a black jacket with nothing underneath, - basically the same uniform for any girl who comes into my house. Don't worry, all her naughty "R"-rated bits were covered with silver stars, making the photos still not safe for work but definitely safe for church. Good times. Yesterday, Rihanna was out and about in New York City and wore a see-through top. It wasn't nearly as fun as the last outfit, but I'm not one to ever complain about the word "see-through". Under this, though, more star pasties! I'm not sure if Rihanna hates underwear, loves star stickers or both, but I'm thinking this is the greatest woman's fashion trend since the mini-skirt/push-up bra combination. Thanks Rihanna, as always, you're a role model to women... except for, you know, that one time. But hey, no one's perfect.