Hugh Hefner is getting divorced? I'm more shocked by the fact that he was actually married for all this time. Seriously? Honestly, I'm amazed.

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner, host to an ever-changing coterie of scantily-clad young women at the Playboy Mansion, has filed for divorce from the estranged wife who many people forgot he had ever married.

Hefner, 83, filed court documents last week seeking to end his marriage to former Playmate Kimberley Conrad, 47, citing irreconcilable differences.

The documents, obtained by celebrity website TMZ.com on Wednesday, said the pair were married in July 1989 and have been separated since January 1998.

Conrad and Hefner have two sons. Since their separation, Conrad and the boys have lived in the house next to the famed Los Angeles Playboy Mansion where Hefner resided with several girlfriends and stars in the TV reality show "The Girls Next Door.

"I am happy to be out of the marriage. I only remained married (to Conrad) for the sake of the children, at her request. I am happy to have this behind me," Hefner told TMZ in a telephone interview on Wednesday. (Us Magazine)

So Hugh and wifey were married 20-years-ago when she was 27 and he was 63, and they stayed together for 10 years? Wow, that's so unlike the Hugh we know and love today. If he had met her now, he'd be all, "Yeah, listen up babe, you got three years tops. Also, I'll be dating other women. Also, you'll be responsible for changing my diapers. These are the rules, I don't make'em, I just enforce'em." Ah, true love.

For those concerned about Hugh Hefner's love life, fear not - he can tell the difference between his two twin girlfriends (read: whores). This is important because when they get naked and commit all sorts of naughty incest together, he'll know which one he fell asleep on top of. It's hard for the 83-year-old guy to stay up past 6 p.m.

How can Hugh Hefner tell 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon apart? At Monday's Sports Dream Celebrity Poker and Pool Party in L.A., he pointed to a mole on Karissa's neck.

"That's it!" he told Usmagazine.com at the event. His third girlfriend Crystal Harris also "can tell the difference between [Karissa and Kristina] and they can tell the difference because they know the other one is not her!"

At the event, Hugh confirmed the four of them would be part of next season's The Girls Next Door. Or as I like to call it, "The Longest Viagra Commercial Ever."

"Oh, yes! You are looking at part of the cast here," Hugh said, pointing to his girlfriends. "We are going to have a lot of fun."

"... or really, they're going to have a lot of fun," he continued. "I'm going to sit in my lounger and watch Law and Order and eat prunes. I love prunes. And Life Magazine. Huh? What? Where am I? Who stole my wallet. Get out of my house you hippies!"

Paris Hilton got into the Easter spirit at her holiday party over the weekend by dressing up as pink sex with ears and a fluffy white tail. Guests included Snoop Dogg and a very comfortable Hugh Hefner.

I think Paris has made me believe in the Easter Bunny again. Hell, if she wore that outfit in red with a hat and a beard, I think I'd believe in Santa again. And if she wore just a little less, I'd believe whatever she wanted me to ... "Yes, Paris, you're a phenomenal singer."

After being inspired by Jennifer Aniston's nothing-but-a-tie photo shoot for GQ last year, Hugh Hefner reportedly made the actress a record-setting offer to pose for Playboy that could have potentially been worth as much as 10 million.

Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose naked for Playboy. Magazine boss Hugh Hefner reportedly approached the former Friends star after her recent photoshoot for GQ, in which she posed nude except for an appropriately placed necktie. According to the National Enquirer, Hefner tabled a bid that could have earned Aniston as much as $10 million, with rewards for high sales. But sources claim the 40-year-old star isn't interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer. (Source)

While there's little doubt that Aniston taking it all off for Playboy would be the magazine's best selling issue of all time, I don't see how that could possibly cover the 4 to 10 million dollar offer. No wonder Playboy is in trouble. The brand has clearly lost much of its luster in recent years, as they used to land big name actresses all the time, from Marilyn Monroe to Bo Derek.

On the other hand, I'm not sure if Aniston is making a huge mistake turning down that kind of money for a day's work. She pretty much showed us everything but the naughty bits in GQ anyway, so what's the big difference at that point? I say take the cash and run. Sure, Marley & Me was a huge hit over Christmas, but Aniston is turning 40 in a few months and that generally marks the end of large paydays for actresses, even if she does have the body of a 30-year-old.

Former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner's girls next door, Kendra Wilkinson is spilling the details on life at the mansion now that she no longer lives there. Some of the things she says are so utterly shocking and unbelievable, prepare to have your mind blown. Kendra told The NY Daily News:

"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly.

The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the Playboy founder were intimate, but notes she often only saw him once a day - in passing.

"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," she said.

Despite the lack of face time, Wilkinson says fellow ex-girlfriend and "Girls Next Door" star Bridget Marquardt never strayed from their boyfriend.

"Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being."

You mean to say that the image of an old man dating and sexually satisfying three blondes in their twenties was all a sham purported for the sake of the Playboy brand? I'm so shocked right now, it's as if the very foundation from which I base my beliefs has been forever shattered.

If life at the Playboy mansion isn't all it's cracked up to be, what else isn't true? I'm starting to suspect we may have gone into Iraq for the wrong reasons; perhaps there never were any weapons of mass destruction. And did the moon landing really take place or was it all staged in some Hollywood studio? Who knows what to believe anymore!