One of the most consistently popular stories on Celebrity Milkshake is the post about Vanessa Hudgens reflecting on her nude photo scandal:

“It was very traumatic and I was extremely upset it happened, but I wouldn’t have been able to get through it if it wasn’t for my family, friends and fans who supported me all the way," she said to The Mirror. “I feel that I’m growing up and I’m learning,” smiles Vanessa, now 19. “I’m in control of what’s happening next. At times it’s been hard, but I feel so lucky to be where I’m at now.”

I hope you're hysterically laughing now. Lord knows I am. Why? Because yesterday, more naked tiny cell-phone photos of Vanessa were released. Oh my yes! Now, these have not been confirmed to actually be her, but if not, it's an excellent look-alike. Either way, these will be associated with Vanessa forever and ever. Disney, please remind her not to let the door hit her ass on the way out.

After the 2007 leaked photos incident, you might have thought Vanessa Hudgens would never get naked again. Oh boy, were you ever wrong.

"I will show nudity in a film when the time is right," Vanessa said. "Right now, I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it, but, like I said, when the time's right, if it's an amazing movie that I'm really passionate about and that's what it calls for, then we'll see." (E! Online)

Someone get this girl a script! I don't care which one, get her any script! In fact, get her a bucket-load of scripts! There has to be one in there that would inspire her to get topless. SCRIPTS, NOW!!!!

Vanessa Hudgens went shopping yesterday on Melrose Avenue in California. It's a good thing too, from the looks of these pictures, she doesn't have a thing to wear except for boyfriend Zac Efron's shirt. It's a pity all of the stores suddenly closed and she was forced to walk around like that all day. On the other hand, when you have legs that look like that, who really needs pants?

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens told Self Magazine that she wants her next movie be an action flick where she can kick someone's ass. But if someone ever tried to hurt her in real life, don't worry, she carries her new Taser at all times.

“I keep it for self-defense," she said. "I’m moving into a house by myself and it’s scary.”

The good news is, if her Taser malfunctions, she has other methods of self defense, such as beating people with her enormous big toe.

“I also have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe,” she said.

Considering I've seen way too many pictures of Vanessa wearing toe-exposing heels at various premieres, I have no idea what she's talking about, but it's nice to know that a hot young actress is as bat-shit crazy and insecure as most girls her age.

Here's Vanessa rocking a string bikini on the cover of Self Magazine, and at the Los Angeles premiere the other night for boyfriend Zac Efron's movie 17 Again.

Vanessa Hudgens showed up to the Hollywood premiere for Watchmen in an extremely short dress that showed off her legs. I haven't seen the movie yet and I don't mean to be a buzz kill for those of you looking forward to it, but I'm guessing I would have much better time trying to look up Vanessa's skirt for a few hours than sitting through another piece of crap inspired by a comic book. Enough already.

The 81st Annual Academy Awards were last night and were so incredibly boring I nearly lapsed into a coma - twice. Aside from Sean Penn's upset of Mickey Rourke the results were utterly predictable and I'm not even going to bother listing the winners, but I will discuss which ladies won over my heart penis. Oh, and it's really a shame no one told Hugh Jackman in advance that he was hosting the Oscars and not the Tony Awards. Take your Broadway musical numbers back east, buddy, and maybe learn to tell at least one funny joke in three-plus hours.

Anyway, it's always hard to understand when female celebrities show up to this little shindig looking like crap. Fortunately, this year most of the ladies finally figured out the obvious: if you wear a strapless gown it makes the guys (and some girls) picture you naked so you look good no matter how much you screw up everything else. Vanessa Hudgens, for example, could show up wearing a dress made of stitched-together squirrel remains, but as long as those shiny shoulders are exposed she's going to look hot no matter what. Here are some pictures of actresses who went strapless and earned my stamp of approval.

Because this site is about more than just hot female celebrities in their bikinis, we present the best dressed celebrities at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Until we're able to hire a female writer for this site you're stuck with me for this sort of thing, but while I don't know a great deal about labels or designers, I do know what looks good and what looks ridiculous. I'm also going to exclude the men since most of us can basically put on a suit and look sharp enough; besides, I'm not going to spend a great deal of time staring at a bunch of dudes and how they combed their hair, got it? Anyway, on to the list...

1. Eva Longoria - The Desperate Housewives actress may not have been nominated, but she steal received plenty of attention showing up in a strapless red gown. She may not have a lot to work with in the breast department, but she works wonders with what she's got. A perfect example of how to be really sexy without crossing the line into trashy.

2. Blake Lively - The Gossip Girl starlet has fantastic skin and took full advantage with a low-cut strapless dress. It may have fit a little too tight in some places, but only at times depending on how she was positioned. She kept her look pretty simple otherwise, which was appropriate for the Globes.

3. Miley Cyrus - The 16-year-old looked cute and very relaxed in an age-appropriate dress that was a little bit sexy, but not showing too much skin despite the absence of shoulder straps. Knowing whatever you wear is going to be plastered in magazines and on TV shows across the country is a lot of pressure for a teenage girl.