We reported a few weeks ago that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were still together, and now it seems not only are they not broken up, they're engaged. But not to be married.

"I'm not going to be married -- I'm not the marrying type," Fox admits to "Extra" on the set of her new film, adding, "and I know what your next question is going to be -- you're going to ask me, 'Why are you engaged if you're not the marrying type?'"

The sexy "Transformers" star explains, "I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon." (Extra)

It's a good thing Megan Fox is really, really, really good looking, because if she was ugly or even just average no guy would ever put up with this crap. Ten bucks says they eventually do get married on a drunken night out in Vegas.

Contrary to what we (and every other blog) reported a few weeks ago, Megan Fox is still seeing Brian Austin Green. We know this because an employee at Gamestop says so, and to be honest that's probably a more reliable source than the "insiders" responsible for most of the celebrity rumors you read about.

I work at a Gamestop and Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox come in regularly. Just this past weekend, Brian was there with his son from Vanessa Marcil, and they were picking out games for Megan. I asked how she was doing and he said she was great. From Brian's mouth to my ears, NOT broken up. Also, Brian is a good guy, they have a happy nerdy video-game-playing relationship. (WWTDD.com)

For fanboy geek types this news is a double dagger to the heart, as it confirms that Megan Fox is not in fact single and that she really is a video game geek the way she claims to be in all of those interviews. I always figured she just made all of that crap up to build a loyal fanbase. The good news is her breasts still look fantastic in low-cut tops.

Megan Fox was obviously trying way too hard to look like Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globes, and now we know why: she's completely insecure and also perhaps a bit mentally unstable. During an extremely awkward interview on the red carpet, Fox declared, "I am pretty sure I'm a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”

Fox went on to say how she wishes she had Salma Hayek's breasts (understandable) and how Brian Austin Green didn't attend the show as her date because he's a man with an ego and wouldn't want to be seen with her (insecure and borderline psychotic). Megan had better watch her back if she's going to continue saying things like this, as there are thousands of women who see photos of her on magazine covers and are already insanely jealous, and now I'm sure have a deep-seeded urge to strangle her.

If you still can't believe this insanity we have video footage to back it up. After watching, you'll likely come to one of two possible conclusions: that she's either crazy and insecure or a horrible, horrible comedic actress. Or maybe both.